Sssssssssssssst Snakes alive

Pictured, A chick pulls the snake close but at what cost??The snake, like you and I fits into everyday settings, he dresses well, he’s one of the boys, he’s athletic, he’s confident in his abilities. The most important characteristic is that he never looks out of place in any social scenario. A long time ago the snake realised to survive evolution he’d have to learn to adapt like water to situations that he’d encounter. Yet females aren’t immune to their attacks, 99% of the time they are left and high and dry and struggling to deal with what has happened. They tend to feel insecure around males after their experiences and it’s due to the snakes mating behaviour. There are 3 types of snakes, which i’ll identify for you:

Snake (Non-Venomous)
Is a normal day to day bloke, he could be a builder he could be a lawyer. Has a good tight base of mates, hes the kind of guy that guys aspire to be like and chicks would like to bed and/or wed. He has very good athletic ability and maintains a good physique. He could turn his arm at basically anything with success. Very adept in the group situation yet he’ll draw prey away at ease, without putting anyone out. Minimally he’ll go out of his way to strike up lies to close deals, chicks will feel hard done by in their demise yet they’ll still try to get his social acceptance publicly even though they’ve been spurned. Non Venomous is hard to detect for the females. They’ll bear the brunt of their own shame in making bad choices, pondering their every move reliving regrets. It’s very much the easier way to play without the risks.

Snake (Venomous)
Stands out from the crowd, he lives a fast paced life and he makes people aware of it. He is a guy thats liked, but has to be taken in small doses. He’s a mate but when it counts he often is nowhere to be seen. Athletically he is adept yet has “McEnroe” disorder where he takes the rules of the game to the letter not caring if he garners a following of content or dissent. He’ll act this way in all forms of life. Lieing to get ahead not worrying who he steps on. Whilst engaging prey he’ll lie, decieve, run down other predators’ game/mantra/credentials to achieve his own promotion. Continuing relations will not be civil, females will wrongly label him as a dog, skank and slut. He’ll make chicks lose their inhibitions and their dignity. If the breeding pool wasn’t small enough , he’ll be working with half of the normal as hes ostracised himself socially by his own hand. He will always cower to disturbing new lows in order to sustain his lifestyle – mates mums, wives, girlfriends, so called aunties don’t obstruct his way of thinking just add to his persona.

King Cobra ( KC )
The KC is the king of the territory, he has all the traits as described above for good and evil. He is referred by this moniker by his mates who are in awe of his talents. Females find it very hard to clarify his status, they’ve heard of bad experiences yet no one actually has rendezvoued with the KC. Hes appealing to all, he may a choir boy or he may be a bad boy. He lives life to the beat of his own drum. He sheds skin twice as fast and can adapt to most extreme situations. The only downside to being a KC is that eventually you’ll either morph into a normal male and live a routine life where instead of going out on the prowl you’ll be casing the local home depot for potting mix. Alternatively, you’ll cut ties with mates family loved ones in search of new prey. You’ll be known for your infamy and living a normal life will not be a option. I’m going to briefly rundown 3 KC’s and their exploits.

Papua (alias the Swampfox)
big time successful gambler
womaniser extradionaire specialising in cougars and mountain lions (they feed last)
broken up a happy home
domestic violence
ripped off his place of employment (fired)

Il serpente biondo (alias stallion)
man hore elite
beds mates sisters (quinella)
beds mates cousins
broken up numerous marriages (and ones that never happened)
cuts lunch at ease
contracts 5 sti’s/std’s

Outcome - The stallion is living under a new identity but far from his former breeding ground, hes still held in high regard by his associates who still talk of his legacy. The former breeding pool was mated two times over.

Asshole (alias Paul Wise)
womaniser
flashs money around like its paper
arrogance
adultery
trying to cut former best friends (and a few others) lunch

Outcome - Socially he has fallen from grace, shunned by his friends who used to talk of him affectionately. It will no come by no surprises when he seals his own fate physically and mentally.

“But time strips our illusion of their hue, And one by one in turn, some grand mistake Casts off its bright skin yearly like the snake” Lord Byron some famous poet dude who died along time ago

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