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A real rad tshirt as showcased on the chick flick my bestfriends girl, No relevance to the article but pretty cool

Now i know what your all saying, that holy hukanaui is a traitor, a changer, a columnist in the national business review…Well thats all false party peoples, I’ve been away getting my thoughts together for your viewership. I also collaborated with Margaret Mahey on a childrens book titled ¨ Mummy why does nanna drink top shelf whilst shes driving??¨ That book will follow soon.

What í’ve got for you today is ten songs that moulded my and changed my life for better or worse.

Here they are…

1 Led Zeppelin Blackdog Rock was nearly over for me before i started to rock out with my cock out. I was in a bad place swigging chocolate milk listening to Vanilla Ice, Snow the better whitemans rap around. Those times where not good, But when i heard the Zepps black dog things changed for the better, Page crunching away switching rhythm to lead solos and Bonzo Bonham crashing away on the skins i was in a real life oasis. With Plants vocals waling over the top i was saved. Whiteman rap never really recovered till Eminem took it back for all us white bad asses!!

2 Guns and Roses November Rain Slash is quoted as saying that this song was the sound of the supergroup breaking up. If it was good enough for them, then its my most used song to pysch myself up to inform the impressionable females that there services aren’t needed anymore. The solos really cut a track through my heart. Gives me the life essence needed to cut off communicado. Also a great slow lovemaking song.

3 Nirvana Smells like Teen Spirit This song really killed good hard dirty rock for me, Kurt Cobain is a pussy and he killed the rock movement. Whats wrong with rocking hard drugs sex and orgies?? Apparently everything!! Cobain sings of self abuse, parental neglect and his own personal issues. Cheer up son!! He took the easy way out he probably wouldn’t of been so dark and depressed if he didn’t take so much heroin.

4 Michael Jackson Billie Jean We all have a BJ that one obbtainable lass that makes us work that extra bit harder for a bit of poon. Looking back though i think MJ may of meant maybe Willy or William he pined for. Controversial inclusion i know, but his best work was done when he was black. Note to others there is nothing wrong with your older brothers having consensual sex with ladies in your hotel room with you present. Don’t let it ruin your life treat like a life experience.

5 Morris Day and The Time Jungle Love The moral for this song, don’t judge work outside the box to speak. Ladies come in all shapes and sizes, Morris had a penchant for jungle love i guess you could say the same in regards to myself. A great dirty beat with a real funk to it!!

6 Metallica Enter Sandman Bogans became mainstream basically overnight thanks to this rock anthem penned by these rockgods. Loud abrasive and aggressive they really took it to the grunge movement and succeeded. Great song to rev yourself upto before a footy game or a date with the mrs.

7 Frank Sinatra My Way I always loved this crooners work, I basically work to the motto you do anything in your life you do it your way. You will not hear a better vocalist or a womaniser. Was on the moon before Neal Diamond.

8 SugarHill Gang Rappers Delight This really got me in touch with my RnB side, Great funky hip hoppy song was on the soundtrack to my first PS1 game (thrasher). Some songs get better with age, this song fits that bill.

9 Poison Every Rose has a Thorn Possibly the greatest metaphor in rock music, With every thing good that god gives you there is a catch. Be wary. I learnt the significance of a lighter and a rock ballad.

10 Creed With Arms Wide Open This basically told me that christians don’t belong in rock and roll, not until lead singer redeemed himself with a mass bus orgy with Kid Rock did i ever listen to this band of happy clappers!!!

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