The Empire strikes back……

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Pictured, Reg relaxin with a cool KB

Just as the rebellion rejoiced in success, The evil empire strategically planned and executed their revenge leading the rebels to flee to a seemingly safe haven. Imagine you’ve access to the DeLorean of Back to the Future 1,2 and 3 and you travel back to the time 1987, This is the last time the powers that be had the ultimate grip of power and their version of the Holy Grail (rugby world cup). I was brought up on the wrong side of the tracks polo shirts, boat shoes (didn’t even own a vessel of any kid) and Michael Jackson records (when he was white). I cursed the great game when Matthew Ridge, Craig Innes, Brett Iti, Frano Botica, Va’aiga Tuigamala, John Gallagher left NZ to line their pockets with silver and gold abroad. Zinzan Brooke had signed with Many (Winfield Cup) but had an out clause if he ever made the All Blacks.

As we know the rest is history. I’m exposing the truth and the reason Rugby is trying to sabotage their overachieving half-brother (same mother) the game that the mighty xerves plays in heaven, League.

League set the standard all the way back early 1900′s by going professional and making playing footy a way to make a living and sustain a good family upbringing. Since the 1990′s though Rugby (also known as rahrah, tugby, kick and clap, Yawion) has tried to establish itself as the greater profession.

To use this year as an example, Colmar brunton surveyed viewership of NRL versus Super 14. Conclusions were that Super 14 viewers were down 18% and NRL was up 10% from the last year. Rugby CEO’s use the recession as an excuse for dwindling crowd numbers, which are down 22% according to AC Nielsen. The 2001 nationwide census has rugby as 3% of nationally played sport and predictions were made that soccer would surpass this by the next census which they did easily. Colmar brunton also concluded that on an average 2009 weekend 745,000 people watch super 14 compared to NRL 927,000. The metaphorical force is as strong in league as it has ever been. The warriors put shame to one of the jewels in NZRU crown (Auckland Union) beating it for crowds and viewers weekly. This is when it all started to go pear shaped. The IRB (international rugby board) have got involved, key initiatives on their behalf was sending the world cup tournament to NZ (2011), Redirecting NZ top players back to Aotearoa. A vigilante subsiardy group codenamed Cauliflower Ears also ran a muck raking campaign which produced the following results:

Sonny Bill Williams defection to Toulon, The IRB were going to out him as a homosexual if he didn’t take up a contract in Francais as a rugby player. They’d already set him up successfully drink driving, orgies etcetc League replied back with SBW getting hot and heavy with a hot female triathlete in bar toilet. SBW is indefinitely lost to league at present.

Manly Sea Eagles debacle, IRB had copious amounts of free alcoholic beverages stationed at the function in the form of Alcohol free punch. The Eagles all got loose as you do when free piss is on offer and chaos preceded in the media. Brett Stewart is charged with the rape of a 17 yr old, Her father has links to the NSW Waratahs.

Matthew “Reg Regan” Johns, The NRLs little pearler. They took him down like a tonne of bricks, framing him with a group sex orgy. It was obvious from the outset that he was innocent, they were in a prominent rugby stronghold (Canterbury) and a rugby spy in the guise of a 19yr old girl was sent. He never had a chance, Waiting till the NRL was as strong as ever. The IRB hit back regurgitating a 7yr old story, that had not faced any criminal charges. The other 6 players to be involved were rushed off shore to protect their identities, but i can report they were leading Canterbury rugby players (T*** M***, J**** ***, S*** *** to name but a few). A travesty of justice, The IRB knew if they took down Johnsy then the footy show, the sunday roast will follow leading to the demise of our great game. Following the Kiwis success, NZ was the place to take him out.

Greg Bird was a law abiding citizen a religious devotee of mormon faith till he was plyed with Rush (ambyl nitrate) what followed was 10minutes of the worse time in his life. Where he smashed a glass over his mrs head and then told police he was not to blame but his flatmate. Rugby groupies had snuck the contraband into Birds supper leading to the hazy events unfolding. After his court case Bird fled to France to play super league as he feared for his life, One of the shining lights in league union endeavoured to take him out.

Wendell Sailor, Was going to expose rugby for its covert plans to destroy league. Sailor was going to talk up till his positive drug test for cocaine came up. Rugby had tried to take him out in South Africa where the evil Louie Luyt got involved but to avail. Sailor spent his best years in League and Union had done everything to dis credit him. Hes back in the great game and can never speak of the horrors he witnessed in the weaker code. Union is trying to also target other players such as Mark Gasnier, Timana Tahu and Lote Tuquiri – so don’t be alarmed if more negative reports follow they have no grounds for truth.

One of Unions greatest assassins i will name, Charmyne Palavi (bogan spelling is Charmaigne). Is the former partner of former staunch rugby player of one Des Palavi and mother to three children. She is widely known for her cougaristic behaviour in Australia, Being 39 a Blond Bombshell (where your under the influence). She is under the mentorship of one John O’Neill (ARU CEO). Her key initiative to bed as many NRL/Super League players as possible and ruin their public identity. She has ran successful campaigns against Jonathan Thurston, Greg Inglis, Keith Senior (ESL) to name but a few. However the rebellion has tighted their support around the named individuals and Palavi’s strengths are starting to become her weaknesses as her chest is starting to sag and wrinkles starting to become more visible. She will continue to bed more stars, but her power is waning lucking out on Toyota Cup rookies now.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24872538-5016380,00.html

The great game is coming out of hiding now for the better-ment of mankind, This is the first step in the rebellion retaking back their land (In NZ akin to the maori and the foreshore debacle). Next article will be what really happened in South Africa to the All Blacks a couple of years ago and the fall out that ensued.

Please join our unholy war sign the petition to get Matty Johns back in the limelight where he belongs!!!

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/reinstate-matty-johns-immediately.html

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