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Speaking with The Tabernackle this morning, he raised concern about his growing deity.

Trying to ease his fears, I reminded him of the anxiety felt by Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. I went on to explain that all religions feel their growing pains, sighting Scientology (with it’s Cruise issue), Jedi (the passing of Yoda was the turning point with deepest respect to Ken-obi) and Tae Bo (remember Billy Banks and his videos?? Neither do we).

The Tabernackle continued to doubt his ability. His claim was that he was being mis-quoted.

Again, I pointed out the holy trilogy that exists behind the machine, all mysteriously working as one. Think about the coffee. It is a combined effort.

His head hanging in shame, The Tabernackle stated that he doesn’t know if he can handle the pressure.

Drawing to the Jedi within, I counter with ” You need to unlearn what you have learned.”

The Tabernackle then found his mojo (not the coffee, that is crap), his all seeing eyes glistened and taking a stance Arthur Fonzarelli would have been proud of he confidently states:

“Bro, I can’t give you all the secrets, you have to learn to unfold them”.

Spoken like a true icon.

Amen.

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