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Roll up, roll up! For those of you out there who have dreamt of joining the circus, this could be your chance!

My name is Barney Whiterats, the Ringmaster for the great Cirque du Puma. Together with my beautiful assistant Cassandra Powers (thanks Hot Gossip) we are in search of 3 Cougar Tamers.

Due to a series of unfortunate events, (which I can no further delve into) we have 3 trainee Cougars who are currently unaccompanied. On their hind legs these young Cougars stand between 5ft 4 and 5ft 8, and as far as the rest of their genetic make up goes, everything seems to be in proportion. Two (2) are fair while one (1) has dark fur. Each feline has their own unique personality and variable mood. Testimonials from previous Tamers are available on request.

I have obtained these photos below of the trainee Cougars in their natural environment. Note: We here at the circus do not encourage potential Tamers to let these felines back out on the social scene. Tamers however will, of course, be expected to meet their social obligations such as National Suit Day and the like.

Without further ado:  On the left we have Helcouga, a happy-go-lucky feline, though can be mischievous, she’s a capable stalk-and-ambush predator. In the centre is Saraness, she knows what she likes, devises tactics to take down prey and a bit of a man-eater.  And last but in no means least, Minx, the playful little pocket-rocket with a lot of energy, a Cougar kitten, but nearing her sexual maturity. (Update… Minx quite possibly now taken)

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If you would like to meet any of these trainee Cougars, (to maybe take them into the jungle or share a dish of milk) feel free to get in contact with either myself or Cassandra, or even better, email the felines at: cirquedupuma@gmail.com

So come on you potential Tamers, the circus must go on!

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Barney Whiterats

 

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