Call in sick to work and forge a doctors certificate
As to how this escaped print on the front of the sports section dumbfounds me. Trawling through the inflight magazine en-route from Wellington to Auckland to go on a cougar fact finding mission for WIRB in impala then supper club (With great success, thanks for a wonderful time Jenny) I found this little jewel of the sporting crown.
Kia kaha oku hoa rangatira
The Golden Oldies World Netball Festival, to be held this month, started yesterday to be exact, in our very own back yard! Queenstown has the honour, nay the privilage to house what can only be as cougar date. A competition for women still actively involved with sport, with over 50 teams from all four corners of the globe where the only manditory condition to play is that you must be over 35!
It runs from 1st to 8th November, and the format will be like this
Day 1 Opening Ceremony and Welcome Party
Day 2 1st Day of Games
Day 3 Picnic Day
Day 4 2nd Day of Games
Day 5 Free day to explore Queenstown
Day 6 3rd Day of Games
Day 7 Grande Finale Dinner and Air New Zealand Awards Ceremony
With precious little time left to get down there you would want to hurry, return flights leaving tomorrow are about 130 buck, a drop in the water considering you needed worry about booking accomodation if you buy the drinks and pay for the cab. On that note, as long as you smile pay her complements and treat her with the respect that comes with senior years you and Mrs. Jones will have a thing going on. One of the best things about this competition is that these women are from the world over and its an opportune moment to collect some stamps on your passport and pick up some antiques. The networking opportunity for meeting Mrs Robinson on your holiday and her turf are better unparralled.
In the imortal words of Russel Peters, ‘be a man… do the right thing’, there is no excuse to good to keep an ardent admirer of the classic female form.
With love and respect and the hope that each of you who heeds my advice write in to us here at WIRB with letters recounting tales of conquest…
Outties
BP.x
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about 2 years ago
Well spotted BP.
Packing the Deep Heat immediately, im picking there will be pulled groins aplenty.
about 2 years ago
Too right, I was that close to pulling at my own groin only for the lack of pictures, and in this big speakeasy of eroctica we call the intereweb, with so much exposure to top shelf smut i’m afraid story content doesn’t cut it anymore. Bring tiger balm and old spice, she’ll be carrying around a rubber maid sign warning others of the wetness