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lock up your mothers

lock up your mothers

I didnt do anything to your mum

drums rule cougars drool

So, today I found myself with a little bit of time to kill and I thought that I would jump on the net and head to one of my go to websites – Naughty America. NA is an adult website notable because most of the scripts are written by women. Obviously I navigated directly to the MILF/Cougar section and proceeded to watch one of their buxom ladies tempt her sons football team mate into giving up his flower. He went along with it because his girlfriend didn’t want to go ‘all the way’ with him until they were married. 

When the young stud first walked in I had to do a double take, I thought that Verbal Kent was moonlighting and hadn’t bothered to let us know. I had the first three digits dialed, ready to get him to hook me up with an audition (preferable with an old pro like Nina Hartley) when I realised that it wasn’t him. My disappointment soon turned to excitement when I realised that I may have stumbled across an young Dave Grohl trying to earn a crust to fund his new band ‘Foo Fighters’. I did some research and found out that this was far to recent a flick to be Dave but the resemblance as you can see if far too great to be a coincidence surely? His name is Trent Soluri - not a very ‘pornstar’ name but perhaps he is just trying to fade in the background and avoid embarrassment to his big bro? With his slicked black hair and goofy looking young face he specialises in boning his friends mums, teachers and neighbourhood cougars. Trent is living the dream. He has amassed a plethora of scenes and looks like he has a real future ahead of him.  I’m not sure if Dave approves of Trents chosen career but one would expect that their parents, James and Virginia, would be exceptionally proud of their two boys success in their chosen careers.

He reminds me of a young Peter North and if he can even get close to emulating this hall of famer then he will be well on the way to having a magnificent career. 

AWRM

awellrespectedman@wheninromebro.com

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