I Wonder What John Key Is Up To On The 5th?
John Key seems like a pretty down to earth kind of bloke. He likes fixing problems like the economy, health services and whether to get the SAS on Facebook or not.
Just the other day he had Prince William around for a BBQ and with beer in hand, cooked saussies chatting to Charlie’s boy about how we roll on this side of the world.
I’m starting to think that he would be a better option to be beer bitch for us at the Sevens. I know that he might be late to the Sevens on Friday, but surely if you are PM, you can get away with doing a runner at lunch time. Who is going to tell you off?
Also as a beer runner, he would never have to line up – his bodyguards would either do that for him or “remove” people from the line. Also, he could pass a bill to change the limit of beer per transaction to whatever he wants. He could call in the Key Clause or something.
John, if you are free, we have a ticket. Are you keen? We will supply a costume for you (it might be red, just for a giggle).
Can someone ask Duncan Garner to ask for us?
Don’t we know people at TV 3 now???
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