A Quick Tale of a B-List Breakup
An email I received today of a well known B-list celebrity couple and their split. Names have been changed to avoid litigation. Reads just like a Christian Bale script.
Heres the story boys…
Slut/Stud split, heres the story told from an Auckland friend of Stud. Slut and Stud go out one Friday night venturing their own seperate ways, come home etc etc. Slut gets a phone message but never checks it, Stud finds it and deletes it. Slut looks for message can’t find it so rings up a friend at the cell company and retrieves it. Takes a while though. On the message Stud is pounding some chick with her husband watching, Stud bumped his phone in the act of….and it rang Slut, she misses the call and an accidental sordid sexual message is left…..Truth sets him free, Common knowledge in Aucklandtown but will never grace the front of a womans day!!!
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