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Beware: The Face of Doom & Destruction

A friend of WIRB’s only known as ‘Jacko’ has recently left the safe shores of New Zealand to embark in a journey to find himself (and see some pretty cool shit along the way).

Jacko’s final destination is the UK, as with most Kiwi travellers, but he has decided to take the more uncommon direction of going via South America.

When quizzed on his choice of track, Jacko just shrugged his shoulders and smiled, usually replying “I just really want to go there….” At the time it seemed a pretty straight forward response.

WIRB can now reveal the sinister side of this reasonable conversation.

It turns out that when Jacko is not brushing up on his Spanish, he one of the Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse (the white one – look it up).

To date, Jacko path of destruction has included Buenos Aires (flooding) “his mates Dad’s farm & surrounding area” had a tornado hit it (apparently Jacko was not impressed with their corn bread) and then Chile and the earthquake.

Jacko is slowly moving north. If I was in Cuba right now I would be concerned…. very concerned.

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