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Liar Liar – Kiwis On Fire
Free balling - Good on ya mate
Two of the biggest stories in the world at the moment have a common thread – Kiwis.
Good old ‘on ya mate’ New Zealand has been thrust into the global media spotlight because one New Zealander couldn’t keep their mouth shut and the other because he said nothing. In both stories, Kiwi morals have been tested.
Missing, but not at The Warehouse.
Madeleine McCann had the world looking for her at one stage. One line of enquiry was to try and track down a woman with an apparent Kiwi accent who blurted to a stranger in a Portuguese airport about wanting to know if he had her new daughter. I’m guessing that this person is not the most intelligent person from NZ.
It amused Tiger that the world believed there were only two porn stars on his belt.
Tiger’s partner in golfing crime is his Kiwi caddie Steve Williams. Thanks to Tiger, Steve can now afford to pay someone to wipe his arse for him. He has hung out with Tiger for 11, strictly platonic years and claims to be his mate – well at least not a business colleague.
Steve has caregotically stated that he did not know that Tiger had been nailing pretty much anything that strutted past his nose, yet says that the two are close. Does anyone else find that hard to believe?
I have played in sporting teams. Although I have never been mates with everyone in the team, I always heard when one of the boys scored. It wasn’t always at the time, sometimes it could be later on things would come out (that’s why court sessions are great). Tiger remember, what goes on tour never ever stays on tour.
It is good to see that Steve did not break the man code. Who would though – Tiger is Steve’s golden ticket.
WIRB is all about not breaking rank on the man code. You gotta have your boys back in public, especially when the Mrs goes NATO if/when she finds out.
Steve knew. He just didn’t want to get in trouble with his Mrs. Last thing you want is trouble at home because your mate is a man-whore.
Lying – as kiwi as jandals, paua and keas.
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