Orange Roughie

I know we look like girls, but the German girls looked like men so it's ok...

Reports have been coming into WIRB about an unconfirmed ginger incident on (or slightly off) the streets of Sydney.

Word is that during Sydney’s largest GAY festival week, a pair of NZ red heads were able to convince a pair touring Germans to take a walk with them to get more familiar with the local vegetation.

The Germans, not too proficient in English, agreed under the guise of free steins of beer (or so they thought).

Under the moon lit Sydney sky, the blood nuts showed their true selves (a glimmering skin very similar to that of the vampire skin in Twilight). Undeterred, the gingers decided to test their luck by making their (one) move on the now parched deutschlanders.

Confused by the pure white light standing in front of them, the Germans, like deer in headlights succombed to pure and basic instinct.

The German girls, being earthy creatures, were happy enough to get dirty in the foliage. The motivation now being a shower for the first time in two weeks, the girls followed through with the deed, whilst the luminous beasts high five each other.

WIRB is uncertain on the post match events. Further comment has been sort and the story is yet to be ratified by an independent third party.

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