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Eye Rape

The art of violating someone with your eyes which can have both physical and emotional ramifications.

In a Sentence : “I’d give her a good eye raping“, “Did she just rape me with her eyes??” and with the females in mind “He’s so dam hot, I don’t mind when he eye rapes me”.

Like prostitution, ER has been around longer than Jesus. Some one would say though that Mary was the first in the long line of woman to sell her backside for a lazy green back. In fact i found this passage in the old testament “Jesus christ i feel violated i can feel your pupils in the back of my box”. An ER is a common pre-mating tool utilized by the male population, This can hinder a males progress though as females feel dirty and ashamed at times. A female that warms to the attention is often referred to as “KFC” (An no its not actual KFC – Keen For Cock) and “Down to Party” which is a more subtle call sign.

A Rundown of a successful “Eye Rape” :

  1. Remove your glasses ( you want her/his to remember your weasel like eyes)
  2. Identify your target and her/hims assets
  3. Make direct eye contact – keep holding till it becomes uncomfortable for you both
  4. Shift your gaze up and down over the assets
  5. Undress Her/Him in your mind and penetrating them
  6. Eye contact again
  7. Walk on, To finish her/him off turn back and try re-connect that initial contact
  8. Congratulations you’ve pulled off a unforgettable ER

The beauty of this move is that can be repeated over and over again during the course of the day. Repeat offending shouldn’t be frowned upon and won’t get you thrown in the big house with bars for doors and a daddy for a room-mate.

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