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Stupid is as stupid does

Don’t worry, I’m not going to get into the pitfalls of Carey and the gang. Short story for them – they think too much.

This is more about a type of vouyerism that most likely goes on in most high rise cities around the world (except Dubai, they’ll cut your cock off there).

With the way the world is these days, urban migration figures have seen a big shift of people moving towards the cities. It is not uncommon to see once stagnant buildings be converted into apartments that vary in size and quality.

This is the background to my story. I work in the middle of suit city in the CBD. My office sits 14 floors up and provides my with picturesque harbour views. As well as that I also get clear views of floors 12-16 on all the buildings that surround mine and air conditioning units of other, smaller buildings.

You can see others in their buildings working away knowing they can’t see you due to the mirrored windows our building designers went with. All pretty boring stuff!

There is one building straight across from my desk that is not office space, but serviced apartments. These apartments are at the high-roller end of the spectrum. They attract high powered corporates and the occasional high profile entertainer or sportsman. It does not have mirrored windows.

Over the years it has entertained. There have been the full frontal good mornings of PA’s/groupies doing their best to get ahead. Fit, supple, very naked, well groomed bodies standing at the window taking in the view of the streets below. No doubt the thoughts going through their great looking, but not so bright minds go along the lines of:

“I wonder if anyone on the street can see me?”

No but, with my building starting to lean towards yours love, it makes me think I’m not the only one watching….

In this scenario, my buildings mirrored windows works just like your mirrored sunnies when you are walking along Bondi Beach with the Mrs. A great way to start the day.

So this can happen often, although the naked, fat, balding old fellas at the window - not so great. There is always a price to pay!

At times my window has also felt like it is stuck on the discovery channel. The mating rituals of the boss/employee or the adulterating couple have also played their part in entertaining our building.

The young girls, keen to impress, are up for anything. They have been pushed up against the window, used the window sill as an arm rest as the fella positionshimself behind her and gone to town, had all sorts of liquids poured over them and that is just the appetisers. In general, they have been thrown around the room like a rag doll and have appeared to have loved it! Bless.

The adulteress/Cougar is more demanding, sure and confident in her abilities. Generally speaking the guys in the room with this lot are subjected to strip shows, teasing and well controlled BJ’s before this temptress succumbs to her loin cravings and makes herself available. There is far more control in these shows but even greater intensity.

You have to keep alert though. These meetings can happen at any time of the day. On one occasion a collegue, who by then had a pair of binoculars at the ready, had noted same room, same guy, three different women through the course of the day. To date that sits as the record.

Legend has it that the colleague with the binoculars bumped into that same guy that evening in a pub that shares the same building as mine. He bought the man a Stout and told him it was to help keep his strength up, offering it to him with a wink and a nod. Apparently the guy accepted the Stout with a wry smile.

All this is one small corner of a small city. It is certainly a conversation starter as well as an educational piece.

Good times.

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