Top 5 ways to die like a gangster
“There are allot of holes in the desert, and allot of the towns troubles are in those holes!”
Live and die by the blade of the sword – A true gangster lives by this motto. Never knowing what the next corner in life holds for you. Recent events being the death of Melbourne gangland boss Carl William’s death ( R*I*P ) have bring this article to the brim of my article teapot bank. These days lives are ended by drive bys, muggings and deadly beatings. This hasn’t always been the case. There use to be a lot of thought that went into executions, Generally the higher up the chain the gangster was the more brutal and calculated the death was…..
5. Death on the inside
Now once a high-ranker is on the inside (jail), He isn’t safe just yet. He’ll have a lot of enemies on the inside and even members of the same gang on the outside that want him gone. The murders on the inside usually have been influenced by the outside world, corrupt guards, inmates etc. Take the Carl William’s murder, He was housed with 2 so-called mates. He ends up being killed with the base of an exercise cycle whilst a mate is giving a commentary over the phone to whoever knows. On this note, Mick Gatto your time will come.
4. Family Death
This type of execution is so effective as it sends a message to the underworld “Don’t f*ck with us”. Basically the intended target will be beaten within an inch of his live a family member will be introduced and then systemically tortured and killed in front of them. They’ll both then buried in a hole in the desert or in the middle of nowhere. With the target still breathing faintly. Best illustrated with the famous scene from Casino with Joe Pesci.
3. Blast in the Ass
Big in the Capone era of organized crime. You’d ambush the target, Put a six shooter between his legs shooting a bullet into his anal cavity and then dumping him into a rubbish skip. The pain is meant to be excruciating as the bullet Will pierce all major internal organs. The other good point is that you’ve at least 20minutes to live out, It’s terminal you will die but slowly in your own filth.
2. Under the floorboards
Within organized crime there has to be a legit business they can launder their illegal proceeds through. Time after time again its either waste management or building. Countless “business meetings” are held at a new building site which has just broken ground. They’ll beat down the target then bury him in concrete and the next day the foundations will be laid. These people are never found as the buildings still stand.
1. Concrete boots
The all time top way to die as a gangster is this way. What will happen is you’ll be lightly beaten or knocked you will then either be strapped to a weight or have your feet set in concrete boots. You will then be taken by a boat to the middle of the ocean and dropped off the edge. You will be very awake when you are dropped. Your ears will pop on the descent and you will feel extreme pain when you sink. Coining the phrase “swimming with the fishes”
Will leave you with the trailer for Underbelly 3 The Golden Mile, Seen the first 3 episodes its epic.
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about 2 years ago
All of y’all mother fuckers,
fuck you, die slow motherfucker.
My four four make sure all your kids don’t grow.
You motherfuckers can’t be us or see us.
Gangster Hard Core. You can guess who.