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Now when most of you avid readers were nothing but a mini spermanate in your daddy’s groin, Our website muse “Scanlor” was rubbing one out to Britain’s Samantha Fox. Some would say the best thing to come out of Great Britain since the Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher or the lioness Helen Mirren. Sam to her friends, Listed her 36DD’s as her ongoing assets in her tax return of 1989. She embarked on a soft core porn career debuting as the Suns page 3 girl. Then making the UK Penthouse before hitting the pinnacle of her career joining Hef’sentourage in 1996 at the age of 30 on Playboy. She then had a failed career as a 80′s popstar, Problem was her heaving chest was getting in the way. So unfortunately she retired the girls opting for a smaller size (she could then run unholstered in the future). Sam would fit into the cougar category actively seeking prey, All 44 years of her having been linked to Christian Bale and the well hung John Mayer. I will be seeking back catalogue issues of both penthouse and playboy. If BillJobs (bless his soul) passed away tragically and i got to read an eulogy at his funeral/tangi and then i decided to make a collage, Samantha Fox would definitely be on the top left corner with her sisters in arms.

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