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And into the majors with the #1 draft pick Nina Hartley. Nina has dominated the adult industry for the past 3 decades after debuting in ‘Educating Nina’ in 1984 while in her junior year. She has evolved from innoccent lolita through to dominant cougar and is one of the most sought after MILFs in the busniess.

She has appeared on Oprah and has verified talent in the sack with actor Lexington Steele claiming that she is by far the best root he has ever had. She has also justifiably won numerous AVN awards all the while working a less scene organ of her body to be awarded with masters degree and is a registered nurse – handy if she ever snaps her co-stars twig and berries.  Nina has also produced many sex education films – not the shit ‘no condom you die’ style ones but awesome ‘touch her here and ram it in here’ type ones complete with visual aids (herself).

There was a rumour of her co-starring in a major motion picture with Christian Bale and produced by Warner Brothers however the dominant jewish faction that makes up the Acadamy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences vetoed it because they deemed it unfair that a single movie would dominate the Oscars by such a degree that all interest would wane and they would be unable to sell advertising.

The refined gentleman would no doubt recognise Nina’s body of work and respect her talents by rubbing one out to this master of her craft!

Heres to you Nina

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