Cryrage
WIRB have been thinking.
We have also been drinking and eating. Bill Jobs makes some mean nachos as well as some lethal punch.
After the nachos – lethal punch combo (not dis-similar to AWRM’s Upward lift escape – Lion killer from the back mount Brazilian Jiu Jitsu combo) the thinking began.
It was slow going and we made little progress. We stopped.
When we weren’t thinking, it was craziness. Random conversations converged on one particular subject.
Amid the cerebral jam session, Bill Jobs, in a lucid but non-thinking moment explains to the group:
“It’s like when you break your (insert favorite toy/gadget/car/booty call) and you’re so mad, you cry.”
Silence and blank stares followed.
Mr A. McBird, currently of Edmonton, mercifully breaks the awkward mood by defining Bill Jobs’ description by murmuring:
“Cryrage”
Like the first inhale of a new born, Cryrage became of this Earth.
As quick as Holy Hukanui’s Nokia 3120 Classic could muster, he was on the Internet. 2 minutes later, Verbal Kent got impatient with HH’s dial up speed, and jumped on a laptop. It became apparent the Mr A. McBird, formally of Miramar, had invented this word/expression.
Frequent followers of this website (AWRM’s Mum & Neemia Tialata) would have already seen Cryrage slipping into WIRB’s vocabulary. Cryrage is a common occurrence – it defines Wellington’s Blanket Man
You can also find Cryrage defined at www.urbandictionary.com
Disclaimer: The word Cryrage and all it's subsidaries are the intellectual property of www.wheninromebro.com. If we find out you stole it Ryan Seacrest, Holy Hukanui will hunt you down. WIRB - out!
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Authors note: not quite up at Urban Dictionary yet. That was premature definition
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cryrage