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Sneans : Noun

The highly unattractive fashion combination of sneakers and jeans.
Much like Bennifer or Brangejolina, Sneans is derived from the cleverly paired duet of the words Sneaker and Jeans.
Used in a sentence.
“Oh my god check out Gavin, Sneans alert”
“Casual Fridays are the only day of the week I can wear Sneans to work”
The Sneans look, although mostly frowned upon by those who have the slightest in-cling of style or swagger, is still highly prevalent amongst communities around the globe. Generally a fashion faux par made by males in the age bracket of 40 – 60 years , there is an ever increasing number of cases involving females caught Sneans-ing.
Actor and stand up comic Jerry Seinfeld was the first and to my knowledge last person to regularly present with Sneans in mainstream media. Although his show Seinfeld was extremely popular (one of the top grossing sit-coms of all time infact) ivy-league scholars insist that because of his Sneans addiction, there is a large probability he will never be funny and/or famous again.
Many argue that the extreme comfort of Sneans over-rides the fact that the look is disgusting, however don’t get caught walking past the Wheninromebro.com offices with a pair of Sneans on, cause you’ll get a swift verbal ear bashing, pardon the pun.
Church.

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