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Steve Jobs is something of a silicon valley messiah, A hero to the many desk bound epileptic fitting Asian school boys that play Halo. BillJobs derives his name from a fusion of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs – But hey lets not go off piste. I applauded his efforts with the Ipod and latest Iphone, But then he hit me where it hurts. As I sit at my one man cubicle staring at the MSN news website and my jaw drops (the title i will emblazon in bold, italic lettering and underline to emphasize - as approved by A.McBride).
“Steve Jobs offers the world freedom from porn”

I don’t have to explain the ramifications of this said statement. But will give you a brief history of Internet Porn. In the 1970′s the Internet was established by the Russian Military to aid nuclear development (so they could see who they were bombing). The Americans then stole this idea and took it back to the San Fernando Valley, California. That’s how internet porn evolved, The Americans are responsible for some of the biggest discoveries in the world namely. Breast Implants, Frozen Coke, Apple Bongs and PORN.
I’m going to give back to my captive and possibly sexually charged audience by reeling off some of the best free porn downloading and streaming sites and then detailing some of the best and up and coming talent in the industry.
www.piratebay.org (Must set up a free account to obtain access to xxx viewing)
The biggest genre of the industry to really take off in the last ten years is cougar’s and MILF’s. Cougars loosely are older unattached woman who take care of themselves and are down for the “cause” AMEN. MILF’s (Mum’s i’d like to fuck or Fellatio), Are basically hot woman that’ve reared their youth and now more than likely are going get their dancing shoes on with you. Nina Hartley really was the first original cougar – yet Mrs. Robinson is the one every one mainly hears about.
Who’s hot in the business 2010 :
(Chances are you have been wanking over them for years)
1. Dylan Ryder -
Stats : 91 – 68 – 91 1.75cm Late 20′s 63kgs Brunette

Hailing from California and of mixed ethnicity (Italian,Spanish,hot) Ryder has really brought exuberance to the industry. Often portrayed as a naughty step mother, MILF and cougar she excels at any script given. Look for her in MILF Soup, My Hot Step Mom and any Naughty America production.
2. Puma Swede
Stats : 33yrs old 1.80cm 53 kgs Blonde 34DD’s

The best Swedish export since Swedish massages. Her curvy figure coupled with her sexy accent make her a crowd favorite and a pleaser. Shes always chasing American cock in her films, when it should be Kiwi cock. Always cast as a cougar look for her in seduced by a cougar, national pornographic and my first sex teacher.
3. Priya Rai
Stats : 32yrs old 5 foot 3 34 D – 24 – 34 98 lbs Black Hair

Strait out of East India, This sweet little Indian lass started out as a stripper before taking the logical step up to adult films. She may be short in statue but her charisma and her assets are second to none. Look for her in national pornographic cougar hunting, Mommy’s got boobs 2/4, My first hot yoga teacher and Bangbro’s.
4. Veronica Rayne
Stats : 34DD – 24 – 31 1.63cm 52 kgs Black Hair 33yrs old

Rayne found her feet stripping for dollars in Vegas (she also has a bit part in Tucker Max’s movie). She then was ushered into the industry via her husband Jack Vegas. This beauty has Italian heritage and really works the camera well. You’ll see her in Mommy’s got boobs 2/4, Naughty wives, Hookers and Naughty Americas My first Sex Teacher series.

I would personally like to thank everyone involved, Whether it be camera men, script writer’s, fluffer’s, Stylist’s and of course the actors.

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