Cryrage Version 2.0 – The Hater
WIRB has been up and running for a couple of years now (that’s equivalent to 279 cyber years) and at times it has felt like Mother Earth. While, for the most part, both have provided life and joy the creatures it inhabits – both have also taken it’s fair share of meteor showers leaving them a little scared, but nonetheless on course.
WIRB has also had to deal with haters.
Haters can appear in any form so it can be difficult to see them coming at times (just like Syler can now on Heroes, C4, Monday’s, 8.30pm).
WIRB has taken calculated risks in the past (as well as just diving in and seeing what happens) and has stirred the honeypot for a giggle. We welcomed the criticism (of which HH apologised for).
What has been interesting has been the cryrage emerging from a fundraising campaign WIRB is associated with. WIRB would be the first in line to judge our combined levels of morality, but what is left of it’s heart is being crushed by a minority of cryraging haters.
These people take time out of their “listening to National Radio” day to jump on others good deeds simply because it makes them feel bad.
Dan (name may have been changed) from Dunedin (place hasn’t been changed) took the time out of his smad, pathetic life to use his one and only daily brain engagement to state:
“what a goddam poser, says a lot about nz that we highly regard simpletons, with NO REAL talent, who lumber around on grass for a living. Christ, a cow does the same thing and gives us sustenance, I dont see idiot rugby players sustaining anything; accept perhaps the stereotype that all NZ men are retarded abusive beer drinking monkeys”
After initially reading what I thought was a critique on Russell Crowe’s performance on Robin Hood (Irish accent and everything) I have decided to defend a good deed being performed by a great leader and his group of merry men.
So “Dan” if that’s your real name, allow me to retort:
- If you have issues with posers, never ever watch Fashion TV – your head will explode. Never “read” through the Farmers/K-Mart lingerie section. Stop looking at yourself in the mirror. Yes, you are ugly. No amount of sucking your gut in is going to help your face.
- Simpletons. America put Paris, Lindsay and Britney on a pedestal (awesome if they hooked up). These are great examples of simpletons. A guy completing a double degree isn’t. Wait… isn’t that our guy???
- No real talent…. NZ Secondary Schools, NZ U19′s (Captain), IRB U19 Player of the Year Nominee, NZ u21′s, NZ Sevens, Junior All Blacks….. maybe you are right….. maybe he was just lucky….
- Christ and cows don’t mix. Read in the bible what happened when Moses found out that cows had gone up the rankings in worship. Not a happy guy.
- Sustaining pressure on the opposition is a crucial part of the game these days. I just got off the phone with Graham Henry. He concurred. Just on cows and substance again – life is not just about food fatty. Holy Hukanui said for you to exercise more. Stroking yourself doesn’t count… sorry (you must be getting good at that now).
- Accept – to willingly receive. You meant to say except which brings me to my last point;
- “retarded abusive beer drinking monkeys” – I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?!
WIRB thinks that raising money for Ronald McDonald House is a great thing to do. The fact that Victor Vito is donating two hours of his time to raise money for the cause shows how selfless and giving this busy young man is.
Cryragers, follow a piece of my Mum’s advice:
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
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about 1 year ago
I bet Dan has a really small penis and has zero friends. What the fuk has he done for charity?
about 1 year ago
dan definately has a small penis … although he probably makes up for this with large asshole…
about 1 year ago
While I am not a Paris Hilton fan and think that her shows are a load of rubbish, I can report that she is more clued up than she appears on said rubbish shows. Her “blond persona” only come to the top when there are cameras around. Lindsay and Britney however are complete airheads.
about 1 year ago
Its like the time i slept with a hippotamus but i lived to tell the tale, Dan sounds like you have a nice loose ring i could penetrate repeatly
about 1 year ago
Dan, I think you have been mis-informed VV is a strong advocate for drinking Vodka, water and Lime and Lo-Carb Beer!!
about 1 year ago
Bet Dan wouldn’t say no to a date with a hot busty blonde or would he ask if she has a degree first? Good on VV we will be bidding for him and that’s only because he is a hottie!! xx
about 1 year ago
friend of a friend.
about 1 year ago
i would root paris hilton and/or britney spears. i would also let lindsay lohan throw a leg over.
about 1 year ago
@ #3 not a Paris fan. I actually agree with you. She is doing well. Paris is guilty of making some pretty silly mistakes though. Perhaps that was most about age rather than IQ.
@ #6 Cass. Great call. WIRB’s very own Bill Jobs is an advocate of boobs first, brains second, everything else third. He likes to hug and chat afterwards.
To sum Dan up at this stage he has a small penis to complement his brain size, a large ring piece, a face like a dog that has chased too many parked cars and quite likely a virgin… or at least a born again one it’s been so long.
about 1 year ago
I want to interview this guy Dan for my show. does anyone have his details?
about 1 year ago
He lives in Dunedin. Fly down there and look for a guy that life has got on top of. He should be easy to spot. He will be wearing Depends adult nappies due to his enlarged sphincter and will look broken. Answers to Dan (or Danielle in Prison).
about 1 year ago
Major,
As you know IHOW’s missus is expecting you could borrow some nappies off him – i expect he’d have a room full of them already if not i’d imagine he’d be walking the streets with a bag full of them under his arm!!
Paris = starfish
Pammy = good gurl gets her legs apart
Kim K = even better she swallows RayJs load and loves it in “the makara end of karori”
about 1 year ago
Nutzu,
agree with all your summations. Paris also gives good head. another excellent celeb based am-cam features greys anatomy ‘mcsteamy’, his wife (rebecca gayheart) and a miss universe/world combatant.
check it out – empflix.com
about 1 year ago
I believe Dan’s username on trademe is blindboxing. Just saying.
about 1 year ago
@#14 Yeah, I totally heard that! Why would you?! Box blind that is. Jean Claude Van Damme did it on Bloodsport – but it wasn’t by choice. Victor Vito – All Black 2010.