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WIRB has been up and running for a couple of years now (that’s equivalent to 279 cyber years) and at times it has felt like Mother Earth. While, for the most part, both have provided life and joy the creatures it inhabits – both have also taken it’s fair share of meteor showers leaving them a little scared, but nonetheless on course.

WIRB has also had to deal with haters.

Haters can appear in any form so it can be difficult to see them coming at times (just like Syler can now on Heroes, C4, Monday’s, 8.30pm).

WIRB has taken calculated risks in the past (as well as just diving in and seeing what happens) and has stirred the honeypot for a giggle. We welcomed the criticism (of which HH apologised for).

What has been interesting has been the cryrage emerging from a fundraising campaign WIRB is associated with. WIRB would be the first in line to judge our combined levels of morality, but what is left of it’s heart is being crushed by a minority of cryraging haters.

These people take time out of their “listening to National Radio” day to jump on others good deeds simply because it makes them feel bad.

Victor Vito - a scholar and a gentleman. Fact.

Dan (name may have been changed) from Dunedin (place hasn’t been changed) took the time out of his smad, pathetic life to use his one and only daily brain engagement to state:

“what a goddam poser, says a lot about nz that we highly regard simpletons, with NO REAL talent, who lumber around on grass for a living. Christ, a cow does the same thing and gives us sustenance, I dont see idiot rugby players sustaining anything; accept perhaps the stereotype that all NZ men are retarded abusive beer drinking monkeys”

After initially reading what I thought was a critique on Russell Crowe’s performance on Robin Hood (Irish accent and everything) I have decided to defend a good deed being performed by a great leader and his group of merry men.

So “Dan” if that’s your real name, allow me to retort:

  • If you have issues with posers, never ever watch Fashion TV – your head will explode. Never “read” through the Farmers/K-Mart lingerie section. Stop looking at yourself in the mirror. Yes, you are ugly. No amount of sucking your gut in is going to help your face.
  • Simpletons. America put Paris, Lindsay and Britney on a pedestal (awesome if they hooked up). These are great examples of simpletons. A guy completing a double degree isn’t. Wait… isn’t that our guy???
  • No real talent…. NZ Secondary Schools, NZ U19′s (Captain), IRB U19 Player of the Year Nominee, NZ u21′s, NZ Sevens, Junior All Blacks….. maybe you are right….. maybe he was just lucky….
  • Christ and cows don’t mix. Read in the bible what happened when Moses found out that cows had gone up the rankings in worship. Not a happy guy.
  • Sustaining pressure on the opposition is a crucial part of the game these days. I just got off the phone with Graham Henry. He concurred. Just on cows and substance again – life is not just about food fatty. Holy Hukanui said for you to exercise more. Stroking yourself doesn’t count… sorry (you must be getting good at that now).
  • Accept – to willingly receive. You meant to say except which brings me to my last point;
  • “retarded abusive beer drinking monkeys” – I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?!

WIRB thinks that raising money for Ronald McDonald House is a great thing to do. The fact that Victor Vito is donating two hours of his time to raise money for the cause shows how selfless and giving this busy young man is.

Cryragers, follow a piece of my Mum’s advice:

“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”

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