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WIRB went to watch the All Blacks on Saturday night. It was in anticipation of watching home town hero Victor Vito. Instead in was pretty much all about Wellington’s favourite comeback kid Piri Weepu. He had an outstanding game.

Prior to the match kicking off, the crowd was entertained by pyrotechnics, the haka and Ainslie Allen.

Yes, the Wellington beauty gracefully sang the South African national anthem, braving the Wellington elements (and not for the first time). It was a particularly emotional time for me seeing her gracefully sing the 5 language anthem whilst purchasing two beers and a hot dog (total cost $63.50).

Sweet Mama's Kitchen!

WIRB and Miss Allen have had a bit of a rocky relationship. We have talked about her before. We picked on her a bit, although we didn’t mean to upset her. According to WIRB’s resident psychiatrist, it all boils down to a schoolboy crush, which also explains why we have a poster of her up on the hind-side of the cubicle door of our inner city office, taped next to a vintage poster of 80′s wrestling sensation Superfly Jimmy Snuka.

Ainslie, we don’t really know how to tell you how much we like you, so we pick on you instead. It’s a way of us showing affection towards you.

In the article we posted last year that Miss Allen asked us to pull, we attempted to find out what she had been up to. Our conclusion was not much. Since then AiNZ has been busy. She is a regular for Christmas in the Park gigs as well as performing with her band Ainslie Allen & The Easy Company (not to be confused with the Electric Company), who rocked Upper Hutt’s Cossie Club on Saturday night! She has also just wrapped a production of Aladdin (the hip-hop version no less) at Wellington’s Gryphon Theatre.

OK, now give me smokey eyes.....

We have also noted her website doesn’t exist anymore – most likely because www.wheninromebro.com featured before her own website when googling her name.

Short story is WIRB has a crush on Ainslie Allen. She looked smoking hot on Saturday night. Myself, Verbal Kent & Bill Jobs all agreed on this fact.

Ainslie, we miss you. Maybe one day you might do an interview for us so we can tell our fans what you are up to, and maybe have a few drinks… see how the night goes…. Do you have a boyfriend? Do you like boys? It’s just as cool if you don’t. What star sign are you? Gemini? It would make sense.

That brings me on to ”sollysanga” aka Ainslie’s bodyguard/pseudo name/other personality. We are a little scared of you, but truth is none of the comments posted last time were a lie – we checked. Please don’t hurt us or we will unleash Holy Hukanui.

Anyway, here is Ainslie performing with some interesting characters. One particular character is the guy on the left who feels it’s ok to wear a wife beater singlet under a mesh top. Is he a ginger? I’ll ask Chazz…

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