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Meet Kenny Powers...

The Tag-line ” Your Fuckin out”

Starring Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, Katy Mixon

As a washed up red-necked baseball-er with a ringletted mullet, McBride stars in this cult comedy series. Booted out of the major league and flat broke, the ego-maniacal Kenny Powers is forced to crash at his brother’s house and take a job as a substitute PE teacher at his old high school. In between ecstasy abuse, booze up’s and run-ins with a druggie bartender, the town bike, a fawning music teacher, a passive-agressive principal and a deranged car salesman (Ferrell), Kenny sets about winning back his old sweetheart, April (the very curvy and sultry Katy Mixon) and getting his ol’ pitching arm back on duty.

April "Double Cannons" Buchanan (Katy Mixon)

Look we know at times we stuff up and curse on our dear old nanna’s graves. But this series is the most funniest shit you’ll see in a long time!! With more dry witted humour than a lawyer in the sahara desert and nearly enough breast as in the Tegel Chicken factory!! You won’t regret watching this series. Coming to NZ one day….

Kenny’s Pearls of wisdom’s (memorable quotes) :

“One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of tanqueray and showed those people the best fricking time they’ve ever seen.”

Interviewer: “So Kenny, how do you like playing in New York?” Kenny: “You mean Jew York…its fricking great.”

“I thought the blacks in Baltimore were bad, shit, they’re nothing compared to these fags you got here in San Francisco…haha”

“You know what Kenny Powers says? Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless. This one coach I had tried to put me on a weight training program, and I was all like, “You and your weights can go frick off somewhere. I’m not lifting that shite. That shite is heavy. You tell me why I need strength training when I’m strong enough to throw a goddam 100 MPH pitch. frick. THAT. See in life, when you have talent, all the other shite doesn’t matter. If we were on an island with no weights, and no running drills, who would be on top then? The guy with the talent. In a nutshell, you can train all you want. You can work on your catching, on your throwing, your running. Hell, it might be enough to get you into the Majors. But in order to be a standout, an All-Star, a Champion, you need more than hard work and dedication. You need something that you can’t work for. You need a blessing from God… Almighty.”

“Okay you stoic little bastard, in the computer room, little second drawer where I keep my weed, underneath the handgun, there’s a stack of porn that will put callouses on those little hands of yours.”

“Visa Gold will get you Jonas Brothers tickets….Visa Black gets you all three Jonas Brothers sucking your dick”

“Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.”

“When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fucking cannon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm.”

“I’ve been blessed with many things in my life: an arm like a goddamn rocket, a cock like a burmese python and the mind of a fucking scientist”

To Download go-to www.isohunt.com or www.piratebay.org

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