• Share
  • Sharebar
  • Share

According to www.wikipedia.com a Douche/Bag is :

A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching—a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for an enema and a vaginal douche.

According to www.urbandictionary.com it is :

1. Present in any given social environment, A douchebag is “that guy”… that squawking choadspank who is completely full of shit, or that moron whose head is so far up his or her ass that they will never see the light nor breathe the air again.

2. In a social situation, This person is ALWAYS the most unintelligent, arrogant, worthless, and audacious person, however firmly believes themselves to be the smartest, most important, and most sociable.

3. He is the guy that really gets under your skin, that jerk-off artist who stole that girl’s virginity who you’ve had a crush on since the first grade, that sick minded individual that manages to suck some of the the most genuine and moral people into his fake destructive facade

3. Someone who is completely unbearable and unreasonable when put in a leadership position, for the more power they are given, the more endorsed they feel to spew their bullshit in every-one’s faces.

4. Someone who projects such a negative image that people around them agree they should not even bother waking up in the morning.

5. Someone who doesn’t care about producing any moral good in this world, regardless of who they are or how much power they have

Anyone supporting open borders between Canada and Mexico, or a nationalized ID card, or the right to spy and collect data on American citizens, or the right to torture human beings, or the right to infringe on our second amendment rights to protect ourselves from our own corrupt government is a traitorous douchebag.

Fuck George W. Bush, what a fucking douchebag…

I devised my own list of international Douche Bags, They are as follows :

Tony Hayward CEO Of BP

Complained that he wanted the catastrophic oil spill in the gulf of Mexico to be over because it was interfering with his life. The got caught on camera grumbling that “we had to many people working to save the world. Our primary purpose in life is to create value for our shareholders. Our purpose in life is not to save the world”

Mexico is just the first country not good enough to be called the USA

Lara Bingle

At her prime was Australia’s top WAG across all sports and fine piece of ass. Got caught in some intimate pictures when having an affair with AFL player Brendan Fevola, Then were put out into the media years later whilst engaged to Michael “Pup” Clarke. Instead of biting her tongue and shutting up, decided to take a $1 million dollar deal to Woman’s Weekly to talk about her feelings. Resulting in Pup dropping her from their marriage and scoring a ton against NZ, Gee thanks Lara.

Australias $180 million dollar campaign with Lara as spokesperson "Where the Hell are you" hit a snag with Brendan Fevrola trumped it with. In me bloody shower. Well played good sir

Justin Bieber

For everything. The gay penis like haircut, the chicks tattoo of a birdy on his hip, his stance on virginity (holding out for Miley Cyrus hahaha – aren’t we all?!) and the prima donna tantrums. Hes about to make a movie about himself and will play himself. Also for subjecting us to his pathetic music and turning Ludacriss into a chump!!

The world is just not fair!!!

Twilight Fans

For continuing to waste time and money on this twilight saga. I mean come on vegetarian vampires that are ripped as, How sexist they have all there males in little clothing but no hot chicks in bikinis ? Just pale as emo chicks that have more chance of slitting their wrists then getting some young stud off. These fans could of at least spared us this harrowing saga by putting a snipers bullet in the back of Robert Pattinson’s head!!

Back in the 80's Charlie Sheen and Mickey Rourke would of nailed everyone of their fans!!!

Tiger Woods

You got caught buddy ( you wouldn’t be the only one though). Enough said

Whats half of a billion ? Tigers empire

Related Articles

Post Footer automatically generated by Add Post Footer Plugin for wordpress.

Share