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Since  Adam and Eve’s time in the garden of Eden one question has plagued man-kind. How do I get over the line with other half ?? Men were made for love (More specifically sex), Yet we were not built with emotive gene’s that would make the act of love or sex a certainty 100% of the time. This is where outside help is absolutely essential, By this I don’t mean sex toys/dress ups either that is more sexual experimentation – But I will cover this in its entirety in a future posting. A Chick flick is what I would prescribe, It’s a painfull two hours of your life but a nessecary evil if you want to get your leg over. Firstly movie selection is paramount, You wouldn’t show Schlinder’s List to your Jew girlfriend.  If you play the situation right (movie choice) you could be in “play“ whilst the opening credits roll.

Some observations from www.urbandictionary.com :

A Film that indulges in the hopes and dreams of women and/or girls. A film that has a happy, fuzzy, ridiculously unrealistic ending.

I word which refers to movies characteristically geered at young females in their twenties and late teens. Must include: love scenes, kissing, something sad, a happy ending, Flipper.

A film that has the following formula:
Two people fall in love
They get along fine
There is some kind of misunderstanding
They break up
They get back together
The end.

We all agree, the story line’s are very lame and sex scene’s usually don’t set the world alight. But its a given if you want to goto “Paradise City”. If not I will quote Outdoorswithgeoff using marlins as a substitute for a real hot chick

“the hard thing about pulling a Marlin that most kiwi men struggle with is pulling one in is the ultimate battle having one on your line means nothing until it has been tagged, it can take hours upon hours to boat a Marlin if you are lucky this can include ‘months and months of texts, emails, sober sleepovers, coffees and moments you think she has got free’ to successfully pull up your Marlin.”

That last sentence looks like hard work. Avert at any cost!

1. The Lion King 1994

Chicks dig three things 1.Animals, 2.Animal Romance (not the bestiality type) and 3.James Earl-Jones voice. Since Star Wars JEE has tormented females with his deep barotone like voice much like the Late great Barry White. If she doesn’t give it up for Mustafa, Maybe Simba can swing the ledger your way. HAKUNA MATATA (It means no worries for the rest of your days).

 

2. The Notebook 2004

Chicks love diary’s – we all know they write about us in their diaries. So whats better than a notebook, And a  love that lasts for years and years. Personally I would’ve like to been tapping Miss McAdams when she was in her prime and not her 80′s. Be wary though the future is something not to look forward to. Great quote “I wrote to you everyday for a year”.

 

3. My Bestfriend’s Girl 2008

Now fella’s you don’t want to fall asleep during this one. Three things in here for us 1. Dane Cook’s hysterical stylings, 2. Sex toys and porn use and 3. Kate Hudson. Can be described as the anti-chick flick but at the end is a panty wetter, You won’t mind getting your bell end off to the last scene will be worth it. There is always an upside to a downside. Pump the Pussy ooohh Pump the Pussy!!

 

4. Rocky 1976

I had to sneak Sly Stallone in here. How can this not be a chick flick? It has adversity, triumph, humility, loss and a love interest. Rocky just didn’t find his feet in the boxing world he found his one true love – That very love that we yearn for. The love side of things may take an age to develop – but its a love that lasts the stand of time (Or just to Rocky V). ADDDRIANNNNE!!!!

 

5. 40 Days and 40 Nights 2002

Josh Hartnett (stalker) after getting dumped by his girlfriend endures many meaningless one nighter’s – some how he finds himself mentally unsatisfied. For lent he decides to give up sex (including ejaculating manually) for a month – WTF?! Is that Humanly possible? His mates put a wager on his self imposed celibacy. Temptations everywhere, He chains himself to the bed, An ensuing rape fantasy takes place from his Ex. But in the end you’ll get off and ride rainbow’s together in the sunset.

AND THE STUFF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE……

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:

Pretty Woman, Officer and a Gentleman, Debbie Does Dallas, Once Were Warriors, AVATAR


   

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