New Zealand’s Top 5 nearly Celebrity failures…
5. Thingee
It would be fair to say you couldn’t rate Thingee/Jason Gunn combo quite in the same league as Jolie and Pitt, Cruise and Damon. Thingee the Paedo puppet makes the list as his career stagnated after Gunn left him, There was rumors that their relationship wasn’t just work. He gets a fail as he had talent and Gunn had none. Thingee where are you?
4. Gerald
The most annoying person on TV, Can’t decide whether he is gay. straight, Bi-Curious or asexual. Then he gets married to the hot Libby, Whom he doesn’t cross the matrimonial bridge.
3. Gingers from Under the Mountain
Charles Graham hasn’t cracked the Premiers at MSP, And these gingers will never make the big time either. Didn’t the casting agent know two gingers doesn’t make a good film. Also the combustion theory – Caution never give a ranga fanta.
2. Suzanne Paul
The Pom that brought us Natural Glow and the now defunct Maori Village experience. Glad she is off TV.AMEN.
1. Ainslie Allen

The decision for Ainslie to take her royalties from McDonald Young entertainer’s as credit at McDonald’s wasn’t a good decision in hindsight. Allen has struggled in the decade since after promising so much early on, A shoot for the now defunct BRASS (Kiwi grass roots FHM) is all she could muster. Now she is battling to make a comeback after being type casted a “Child Star” (even though she had been through puberty), As a singer song writer in the lesbianistic mould of Anika Moa, K.D Lang and Melissa Etheridge (but obviously a very lo-fi version). She also runs her very own Public relations company its main focus is namely herself and shes also learning very slowly how to do social media.
Don’t worry we’ll make you Infamous here at www.wheninromebro.com
Honourable Mention’s :
Michael Who ? ?
Tim Shadbolt
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