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If men wrote problem pages: 

 Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me 

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! 
Knowing that there is only one of you he can only
settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far 
from being an issue, this can bring you closer
together. Why not get some of your old college
roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive,
maybe you should let him be with your friends without
you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral
sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think
about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex
on him. 

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a 
great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. 
His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is 
totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best
thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a 
day; then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys. 

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be 
encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove
his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young 
single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a 
more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can
rekindle your relationship better than the man being
away for a day or two (it’s a great time to clean the
house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is
when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to
do when he gets home is for you and your best friend
to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal. 

Q: My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is. 


 A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If
you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask
your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape
yourself while doing this, and present it to your
husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish
guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal. 

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. 

 A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should
seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very
stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available
to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for  foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your  man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral
sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and
goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps  you’ve forgotten To cook him a nice meal.

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