Break Up With Her Now!
Welcome to Dumpsville – population: YOU!
Here is the dilemma. You have a girlfriend, you think she is ok – nothing great, but hey you get a consistent leg over. Trouble is summer is fast approaching. Things are heating up, and not just the temperature.
The underlying issue with a southern hemisphere summer is Christmas is smack bang in the middle of it. That means presents, or the expectation of them at least.
Being with a girl that is holding less and less of your attention becomes more and more of a problem and Christmas is literately coming.
Today, the 25th of November, acts as the pre-Christmas break-up cut-off. Strictly speaking, you should give six weeks notice before Christmas, but this is “Last Chance Saloon”. Any pre-Christmas break-up from tomorrow means you are locked in to a present purchase.
By now, she has already got you something… and it’s awesome!
It is not just about the down time prior to Christmas. Same goes with the other side. You are in this relationship until February.
That awesome present comes with guilt. Guilt also expires after six weeks, sometimes sooner like milk in a warm refrigerator.
By the time February comes around, it’s the end of summer and your potential Swedish-German combo claim has long gone. Pity – it was going to be the best 3 days of your life.
Today day is the day. Man up or buy that present, smile at your in-laws, give her moustache wielding, urine smelling Granny a kiss under the mistletoe and suffer whilst listening to your mates Swedish-German sandwich.
In Summary:
25 November – 25 January is a no break-up zone. Don’t be that guy, it will haunt you. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
“The choice is yours.” – Captain Planet
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about 1 year ago
I simply do not know what I’m going to do. I like girls.