The Elephant In The Room
People of NZ – look what lengths www.perkjobs.co.nz will go to to help you find a job.
This young man has a fetish for Sailor uniforms and Elephants. How do you get both of these into a means of employment?
Like this:
Pigs can fly and Elephants can ski... just not on snow.
Perk Jobs people. Dan is the man (with a confirmed diagnosis of A.D.D. which can only ever work in your favour).
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