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What has happened? Where have we been?  My day isn’t the same without you?

These are all comments that we have not heard at all.

Being childish and immature, we thought we would stop posting for a while as an attention seeking ploy. Turns out not many (if any) people care. Just like a Scribelyric, we popped out of peoples conscious thoughts quicker than the dial-up speed of Xtra’s internet service from 6pm – 9pm, weeknights.

It has been a couple of busy months for the WIRB whanau. The family has quite literately expanded in more ways than one. Here is a break down of the goings on of late:

Bill Jobs: International jet setter Bill Jobs has been everywhere man. If he isn’t travelling, he is planning to. He got an iPad a while ago. The consensus of the group is that between that and Max the Liger, he has had no time to spare. He is also booked in for Liver replenishment treatment.

Holy Hukanui: HH has been fighting a lot. He has another type of record – one that won’t stop him from entering America! Professionally amateur, HH entered a Martial Art ring and won (Bill Jobs was very excited). It is fair to say the HH has been the motivator in the team of late. He also has the memory of an Elephant (though he can’t remember last Monday & Tuesday as it turns out).

Verbal Kent: Mr Kent has been devilishly quiet. With thoughts of going pro in his field of expertise, summer & beer turned up and ruined his plans. He was quoted as saying “What are you gonna do… bring on the funnel!!!” Funny man when flying. 

Mr B. Bird: Our American Sports specialist is currently residing in Aotearoa due to Canada getting sick of him. It didn’t take long to see why they had taken their stance. He has changed. Since returning to live with Mum & Dad, he hasn’t contributed. Changeling.

Barney Whiterats: Was last heard muttering something about Elephants on skis which we all took as an insult.

A Well Respected Man: We have no fucking idea. He might be dead.

Inhisownwrite: IHOW has taken to the domestic life. With a baby on board, The Realm’s profit margins have taken a hit. He has also taken to talking about himself in the third person, which is the 2011 way to talk. It’s the new black so to speak.

Bill Jobs has seemingly organised us and this is the beginning of more regular contact with the world. We can’t promise it will be good, but we can promise flesh and plenty of it!

And now, for no particular reason:

They defy gravity.

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