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It was kindly pointed out to me a long time ago that you spend more of your awake time with your work colleagues than with anyone else in your life. Some of us are lucky enough to work with really cool, entertaining people. The vast bulk of us, including the oppressed Chinese factory workers still making Air Jordan’s do not.

I had been told by many people the dipping your pen in the company ink is never a good idea, yet it still amazes me how often it happens. Work drinks that lead into drinks in town, loosen you up and you then realise that Anita in Accounts isn’t half bad.

The office receptionist/PA/EA is hitting on her boss like no ones business and he’s loving it. What middle aged guy wouldn’t love an early 20′s buxom blond who has a tendency to burst out of her corporate blouses or engages in the straight legged bend over to find a folder in the bottom of the filing cabinet.

Balancing the books was not her only talent.

As Kanye West has put it in one of his latest songs, “No one man should have all that power” and this is true for one high flying CEO of a large NZ corporation.

This CEO dipped his wick, played the game and got caught. What is a man to do when money and power attracts attention, even if height issues and an annoying personality are factors.

The CEO, who is now separated from his wife learnt that there are people in the world attracted to perceived power. I suppose that has always been the case. Donald Trump is not the best looking guy in the world, but he leaves behind a pretty impressive trail of hot women.

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As the story goes, our hot-stepping CEO had his eye trailing a couple of flirtatious members of his company. Where in the hierarchy they sat is unknown, and possibly irrelevant.

What isn’t irrelevant is the ever increasing sexual tension between the CEO and these company members. Our little charmer couldn’t help the subtle suggestions and innuendos escaping from his lips.

Perhaps it was one late night at work where the flirting got too much and a different type of business was taken care of on the executive desk. Maybe it was after work drinks that lead to an inner city hotel room. Whatever it was, it wasn’t an exclusive arrangement.

Three ladies alegidly had our CEO by the short and curlys as did two guys. The logistics are a bit hazy, but WIRB is unsure if these encounters were team meeting, one on ones, or mixture of both.

The only person exempt from these meetings seems to be our CEO’s wife!

Being that New Zealand is a small town, it did not take long for whispers to turn into rumours, and for the other participants to get jealous of their competition. As the saying goes, loose lips sink ships.

Word is this CEO’s goose is cooked and for many who know him, albeit from a distance, this unfortunate situation he now finds himself in is, for the most part, not surprising (the dude part was a bit of a shocker, but maybe the corporation has a don’t ask, don’t tell policy). Apparently his bosses are considering the appropriateness of him continuing in the role.

The moral of this story is sleeping with the boss will most likely end in tears, but hey, I’ll guarantee that where guys are in a position of power, there will always be chicks ready to assume the position.

“Here’s another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul”.

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