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At this time we all reflect on the year that has past and things we have learnt.

While there has been many things I have learnt, a standout emerged from a conversation over a couple of beers on the eve of our Saviour’s birth (Scanlors). The freaks were out as Mr B. Bird, Gary Binga and myself sat in the setting sun on Wellington’s Courtenay Place sucking down some cool ones.

Mr B. Bird and Gary Binga used to flat with Mudchute Scoot in a small English town called London. They spent far too much time together with no TV, radio and very little heating or power in general. Scoot was the Ringo of the flat, drinking too much and making up statements that don’t really make sense, like “that was a hard day’s night, that was”.

One booze fuelled conversation got Scoot on to a subject he and been pondering for some time. Enlightening the others, he explained his theory of Raincheck Box.

Raincheck Box is not an uncommon phenomenon. Eminem has rapped about it in his song “Ass Like That” when he said:

“Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing”

D-doing doing doing

Raincheck Box is of course young ladies that haven’t quite hit full blossom, but showthe potential to become a fox. Obviously WIRB’s friend Eminem (and avid follower of the website we have heard) picked one nicely in Hilary Duff. WIRB’s pick of Raincheck Box coming into full flower is Emma Watson.

I like big wands...

Emma Watson has just hit 20, and according to WIRB’s lawyer, Big John it is ok to say she is hot. It is still not cool to use her current age as a reason to say she was hot in the first Harry Potter. No matter her current age, she was still only 11 years old when she played Hermione Granger alongside a ginger and a nerd with glasses. The Raincheck Box theory started to show during the Goblet of Fire movie. The boyfriends forced along to the movie, started to pick up on the potential. Suddenly Harry Potter movies weren’t such a chore.

Emma has decided to take a quiet, “normal” approach to life. While choosing to study at Brown University, in Rhode Island, she still fronts the Burberry as their campaign face. She is going to be a stunner as long as she stays away from train-wrecks like Britney, Lindsay and potentially Miley.

Any last requests? A Pixie Caramel?

WIRB’s prediction is Emma Watson will be to Harry Potter as Harrison Ford was to Star Wars. In other words, she will kick on and do well while Harry & Ron will just be Harry and Ron, just like Luke Skywaker!

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