Date Night
At this time of the year, defences are down and party vibes are up. Opportunity knocks for the players out there.
If you are a bird or are just into ornithology, moves like this could pay off:
It’s a good start. You get the number, but don’t fuck it up like this cringe-worthy scene from the 1996 movie Swingers, starring a young, slim Vince Vaughn:
The first date is important, and in the interest of public safety, it is important you watch the following:
Good luck, the crazies are everywhere.
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