The Sevens Are Coming
The Wellington Sevens are almost upon us. You want to win some tickets? Watch this space – as soon as KiwiBank give us an overdraft, we will shout you and someone very close to you. We will even buy you a drink.
If you like to dance, parade around, and generally entertain, a thirsty group of WIRBer’s will be keen to have you on board. in the mean time, study this, and be better – our Dragon Warrior (we don’t want you to be outshone).
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