2011 Wellington 7′s – WIRB’s Revenge of the Wench
2010 saw WIRB hit the prime time. John Campbell, The Dom-Post, and other media outlets questioned our desire for midgets and wenches to join our legion at the Wellington 7′s. We split the nation. Is a midget a midget or are they a little person? Who cares – that was so last year.
We learnt from our mistakes. Wee man Dan ditched us as soon as he got his free ticket. The horny Oompah Loompa attempted to use his new found fame to score chicks and, in fairness, who wouldn’t.
Cass our wench was good times. She did her job well, was great banter and worked the crowd well. The WIRB sash was special.
This year we are ditching the midget and replacing them for another wench.
WIRB is proudly announcing the 2011 search for our Beer Wenches:
Twins of Duty
That’s right. The lads are still thirsty. We need runners. Are you a hot twin? Are you and your Mum mistaken for hot twins? We are looking for you! Help us Hugh Hefner, you are our only hope.
The Twins
hot mother daughter combo
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