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Having recently found myself in a new office, mainly due to the fact that no fucker wants to give us money to sponsor this website (sponsorship enquiries can be emailed to maverick@wheninromebro.com), I was given the usual tour of the office space and the people that fill it.

Knowing full well that my lack of skill remembering names had kicked in before the person showing me around had told me his name, I sat back and started scanning for the hot girls on the floor.

As it turned out, it was slim pickings.

Adam was always first to Kirsty's team meetings

Slightly dejected, I was escorted to my desk and mulled over the gaggle of talent (or lack there of) that would help me get through the day. It got worse. Most of the younger girls were pregnant. Even worse again, Facebook, You Tube & TradeMe were blocked.

It wasn’t the best start.

Over time, I did find myself giving one particular girl more eye-time than others. I wouldn’t say she was hot, she was work hot.

Work hot is not a claim to fame unless you are in the NZ Women’s Hockey team or the fashion industry.

Work hot is the best of the bunch, no matter how over-ripe that bunch might be. Think about the banana’s you bought two weeks ago. What’s the one you go for? The one that hasn’t gone wrinkly and mushy as much as the others. That was pretty much it.

As with what happens with Office Hot, your standards are slowly worn down with the grind of daily work. You start to find Office Hot not too bad, then to do-able. The worst part is Friday night drinks don’t help.

The simple equation is Office Hot + Beer Goggles = Awkward Monday.

You got a rubber on you?..... by that I mean eraser....

Office Hot is also confined to the office. As soon as you step out into the busy lunchtime hustle, Office Hot is instantly forgotten and even if spotted outside of the Office, doesn’t usually register on the radar…. unless the “Awkward Monday” factor is in play, then it is more a defensive “Chicks to avoid” radar which also includes ex-girlfriends and clingy one night stands that have tracked you down on Facebook.

Office Hot is a fickle label. As soon as another , hotter girl enters the Office, the label automatically transfers. For clarification labels like Level 15 Office Hot can superseed and distingush your Level 14 Office Hot chick.

For the record, Office Hot on Level 15, Vodafone on the Quay nearly always superseded Level 14′s over the last decade. End of an era there unfortunately.

Beware the trap that is the Office Hot girl.

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