barneywhiterats
This user hasn't shared any biographical information
Posts by barneywhiterats
A slave for 2 years at your service!
Dec 2nd
Its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the f**ken century! Check out what this guy will do for a yacht: http://www.perkjobs.co.nz/jobs/wellington/travel-tourism/workers/can-you-help-me-sail-the-world/ Sláinte Barney Whiterats Related Articles WIRB Predicts “Trevor’s” Future The Dirrrty Root Man Caves – Serious Stuff Surf’s Up….. WTF??? 2012 – It’s the End of the World Watch me! want…
Andre can do 119, how many can you do?
Oct 5th
I didnt write this but I think its awesome. (via drunkard.com) “Some amazing man or woman, past or present, who stands colossus-like atop the Big Keg, the ground below littered with crushed empties and the blacked-out carcasses of lesser beings? A verging demigod, whose prowess with a bottle leaves you shaking your head in pop-eyed…
The Indian Top 10 list
Sep 30th
No offence to our NZ female readers out there, but I think any one of these dark and mysterious beauties are hotter than NZ’s finest caucasian lass. In my own eyes (and possibly Holy Hukunui’s) white girls are just too boring to look at! Bold statement? Maybe. It seems as if us, as humans, like what we don’t have and are therefore attracted to…
7 jobs men would die for:
Aug 31st
7. Ice Cream Scientologist Just like dogs are needed to gauge whether a dog food variety is tasty or not, Ice Cream Scientologists are employed to taste, valuate and report on the latest Ice Cream products from around the world. Not a job for those who wish to watch their weight I must say,…
Separated at birth?
Jul 8th
I dont care how much money Johnathan Thurston makes. To be honest, I’d rather look like Fabio and be poor, than be rich and mistaken for Héctor Jiménez, the starving Mexican. Now I know you know who Johnathan Thurston is, but Héctor Jiménez? This string-bean graced our screens playing Mr Tumnus in the parody film Epic Movie and as Esqueleto in the ridiculously…
Great Scott!!
Jul 7th
Yesterday was the day that Marty McFly arrived in the future after hitting 88mph in the DeLorean back in 1985! It is worth noting his future is waaaaaaaay better! Related Articles WIRB Predicts “Trevor’s” Future The Dirrrty Root Man Caves – Serious Stuff Surf’s Up….. WTF??? 2012 – It’s the End of the World Watch…
WIRB to the tune of the World Cup
Jun 18th
Add some beautiful football sound to your WIRB browsing. Click here: http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/wheninromebro.com Sláinte – Barney Whiterats Related Articles Sky F1 – HD Cricket’s Buzzer Beater How To Stand Up to The All Black Haka Don’t Mess With The All Blacks Sonny Bill Who? Nothing But Net…. Sonny Bill Williams : The All Blacks great hope Hulk Hogan…
Female anatomy explained
Jun 17th
Controversial, but hopefully it helps Holy Hukanui and all you devoted WIRB readers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-QObX9JeuM Sláinte – Barney Whiterats Related Articles WIRB Predicts “Trevor’s” Future The Dirrrty Root Man Caves – Serious Stuff Surf’s Up….. WTF??? 2012 – It’s the End of the World Watch me! want success? give up sleeping, eating and being cool Hottest Sluts…
The Three Most Over Rated Things About Sex in 2010
Jun 16th
Another story from my hirsute friend. Enjoy. Barney Whiterats It’s evolution baby. Seasons change, fashions change and so too must sex trends. It’s not the 90’s anymore. Hell, it’s not even the naughties. Some things in the sex world have past their used by date and here are my top three. 1/. Recording yourself having sex:…
Pissing Money Away
Jun 15th
A friend of mine wrote this story. I think he now deserves a log-in. “I am a drunken, sleep-walking urinater and I have not unknowingly emptied my bowls for 123 days now. Don’t judge me. Most guys have done it. It’s not like wetting the bed, which thank fuck I haven’t done since being a…
Recent Comments