Coffee Quotes
A Barista Scorned
Nov 19th
Spotted on a Wellington street, this proves that drama occurs in any working environment. Well, that plus not getting your daily caffeine fix due to the business being shut down equals a sign in the window like this: The good news is Magnetix is still open behind the works at Midland Park! Hi Kev! Related…
From Behind The (Coffee) Machine
Feb 22nd
“Our generation doesn’t grow up, it just gets older.” – The Tabernackle I don’t know what The Tabernackle at Magnetix is/are talking about. On another note, the iPad looks awesome. It will go well with my mean PS3 set up (including my bluetooth headset). Related Articles From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The (Coffee) Machine…
From Behind The (Coffee) Machine
Feb 9th
“You wheninromebro guys are crazy! I had the best time of my life on the bus ride into the sevens. Then when we got there, it just got better! Man, you guys know how to party!” – The Tabernackle Related Articles From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The (Coffee) Machine Big-Ups to the Tabernackle…
Big-Ups to the Tabernackle
Dec 4th
Well done to the lads from Magnetix. WIRB doesn’t usually have a conscience, but when some guys that give free coffees cut their hair off after raising no less than $3,000.00 for child cancer, the least we can say is ‘Shot boys, have my old, sweat drenched rugby training beanie’. Related Articles From Behind The…
From Behind The (Coffee) Machine
Nov 27th
“The most I’ve done is 13 espressos in one day. I didn’t get to sleep until 4am the next morning.” – The Tabernackle Amen brother. Related Articles From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The (Coffee) Machine Big-Ups to the Tabernackle From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The…
From Behind The (Coffee) Machine
Sep 21st
Speaking with The Tabernackle this morning, he raised concern about his growing deity. Trying to ease his fears, I reminded him of the anxiety felt by Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane. I went on to explain that all religions feel their growing pains, sighting Scientology (with it’s Cruise issue), Jedi (the passing of Yoda…
From Behind The (Coffee) Machine
Sep 15th
Heard today outside our favourite Coffee Shop: The Tabernackle: “Can I have your daughter’s number?” Lady in queue, in a shocked manner: “No!” The Tabernackle: “Why not?” Lady in queue, still in shock: “Because she is only 13!” The Tabernackle: “Yeah, and….?” God bless free speech. Related Articles From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind…
From behind the (coffee) Machine
Sep 4th
This righteous wave, don’t dwell on the swell, no pressure, only pleasure. – The Tabernackle Related Articles From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The (Coffee) Machine Big-Ups to the Tabernackle From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From Behind The (Coffee) Machine From behind the (coffee) Machine I can’t get no…
I can’t get no satisfaction!!!
May 5th
Now ask yourself what were you doing last night at like 1030pm? Well you should’ve been watching Satisfaction on TV2 at that above mentioned time. Set in Australia (parts unknown) its a high end brothel. Where the ladies go about work servicing the hungry males of the city then retiring to their respective normal lives.…
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