Why start at the top with D&G, Chanel when you can promote brands that people can actually afford woodstock, farmers

Its french for willing and able

Step 1 : Get your GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) on and get super hot

Step 2 : Upsize your rack to Double D Status – Get some poor (but he’s mega rich) sap to pay for it, Most likely a Silver Fox

Step 3 : Do some tastefull modelling shots in as little clothing as possible (making sure you can keep it decent so those little horny teens can see it!!)

Step 4 : Get photographed with the elite of the Auckland Society – you know hit a few parties, dust off some clothes and actually wear them (all of them)

A Ponsonby Ball

Step 5 : Hook up with some one of greater news value than your self ( Classes A = John Campbell, B = Roger Randle, C = John Key, D = Ainslie Allen)

Step 6 : Have a smoking hot lesbian relationship with Class A- Nicky Watson and her pal Logan (clothes not required again)

Step 7 : Go on national TV3 current affairs to come clean out your romp with Nicky and Logan. Theres easier ways to get famous, But this one is heaps more fun

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Why start at the top with D&G, Chanel when you can promote brands that people can actually afford woodstock, farmers

Its french for willing and able

Step 1 : Get your GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) on and get super hot

Step 2 : Upsize your rack to Double D Status – Get some poor (but he’s mega rich) sap to pay for it, Most likely a Silver Fox

Step 3 : Do some tastefull modelling shots in as little clothing as possible (making sure you can keep it decent so those little horny teens can see it!!)

Step 4 : Get photographed with the elite of the Auckland Society – you know hit a few parties, dust off some clothes and actually wear them (all of them)

A Ponsonby Ball

Step 5 : Hook up with some one of greater news value than your self ( Classes A = John Campbell, B = Roger Randle, C = John Key, D = Ainslie Allen)

Step 6 : Have a smoking hot lesbian relationship with Class A- Nicky Watson and her pal Logan (clothes not required again)

Step 7 : Go on national TV3 current affairs to come clean out your romp with Nicky and Logan. Theres easier ways to get famous, But this one is heaps more fun

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Why start at the top with D&G, Chanel when you can promote brands that people can actually afford woodstock, farmers

Its french for willing and able

Step 1 : Get your GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) on and get super hot

Step 2 : Upsize your rack to Double D Status – Get some poor (but he’s mega rich) sap to pay for it, Most likely a Silver Fox

Step 3 : Do some tastefull modelling shots in as little clothing as possible (making sure you can keep it decent so those little horny teens can see it!!)

Step 4 : Get photographed with the elite of the Auckland Society – you know hit a few parties, dust off some clothes and actually wear them (all of them)

A Ponsonby Ball

Step 5 : Hook up with some one of greater news value than your self ( Classes A = John Campbell, B = Roger Randle, C = John Key, D = Ainslie Allen)

Step 6 : Have a smoking hot lesbian relationship with Class A- Nicky Watson and her pal Logan (clothes not required again)

Step 7 : Go on national TV3 current affairs to come clean out your romp with Nicky and Logan. Theres easier ways to get famous, But this one is heaps more fun

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Why start at the top with D&G, Chanel when you can promote brands that people can actually afford woodstock, farmers

Its french for willing and able

Step 1 : Get your GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) on and get super hot

Step 2 : Upsize your rack to Double D Status – Get some poor (but he’s mega rich) sap to pay for it, Most likely a Silver Fox

Step 3 : Do some tastefull modelling shots in as little clothing as possible (making sure you can keep it decent so those little horny teens can see it!!)

Step 4 : Get photographed with the elite of the Auckland Society – you know hit a few parties, dust off some clothes and actually wear them (all of them)

A Ponsonby Ball

Step 5 : Hook up with some one of greater news value than your self ( Classes A = John Campbell, B = Roger Randle, C = John Key, D = Ainslie Allen)

Step 6 : Have a smoking hot lesbian relationship with Class A- Nicky Watson and her pal Logan (clothes not required again)

Step 7 : Go on national TV3 current affairs to come clean out your romp with Nicky and Logan. Theres easier ways to get famous, But this one is heaps more fun

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Why start at the top with D&G, Chanel when you can promote brands that people can actually afford woodstock, farmers

Its french for willing and able

Step 1 : Get your GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) on and get super hot

Step 2 : Upsize your rack to Double D Status – Get some poor (but he’s mega rich) sap to pay for it, Most likely a Silver Fox

Step 3 : Do some tastefull modelling shots in as little clothing as possible (making sure you can keep it decent so those little horny teens can see it!!)

Step 4 : Get photographed with the elite of the Auckland Society – you know hit a few parties, dust off some clothes and actually wear them (all of them)

A Ponsonby Ball

Step 5 : Hook up with some one of greater news value than your self ( Classes A = John Campbell, B = Roger Randle, C = John Key, D = Ainslie Allen)

Step 6 : Have a smoking hot lesbian relationship with Class A- Nicky Watson and her pal Logan (clothes not required again)

Step 7 : Go on national TV3 current affairs to come clean out your romp with Nicky and Logan. Theres easier ways to get famous, But this one is heaps more fun

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Why start at the top with D&G, Chanel when you can promote brands that people can actually afford woodstock, farmers

Its french for willing and able

Step 1 : Get your GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) on and get super hot

Step 2 : Upsize your rack to Double D Status – Get some poor (but he’s mega rich) sap to pay for it, Most likely a Silver Fox

Step 3 : Do some tastefull modelling shots in as little clothing as possible (making sure you can keep it decent so those little horny teens can see it!!)

Step 4 : Get photographed with the elite of the Auckland Society – you know hit a few parties, dust off some clothes and actually wear them (all of them)

A Ponsonby Ball

Step 5 : Hook up with some one of greater news value than your self ( Classes A = John Campbell, B = Roger Randle, C = John Key, D = Ainslie Allen)

Step 6 : Have a smoking hot lesbian relationship with Class A- Nicky Watson and her pal Logan (clothes not required again)

Step 7 : Go on national TV3 current affairs to come clean out your romp with Nicky and Logan. Theres easier ways to get famous, But this one is heaps more fun

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Why start at the top with D&G, Chanel when you can promote brands that people can actually afford woodstock, farmers

Its french for willing and able

Step 1 : Get your GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) on and get super hot

Step 2 : Upsize your rack to Double D Status – Get some poor (but he’s mega rich) sap to pay for it, Most likely a Silver Fox

Step 3 : Do some tastefull modelling shots in as little clothing as possible (making sure you can keep it decent so those little horny teens can see it!!)

Step 4 : Get photographed with the elite of the Auckland Society – you know hit a few parties, dust off some clothes and actually wear them (all of them)

A Ponsonby Ball

Step 5 : Hook up with some one of greater news value than your self ( Classes A = John Campbell, B = Roger Randle, C = John Key, D = Ainslie Allen)

Step 6 : Have a smoking hot lesbian relationship with Class A- Nicky Watson and her pal Logan (clothes not required again)

Step 7 : Go on national TV3 current affairs to come clean out your romp with Nicky and Logan. Theres easier ways to get famous, But this one is heaps more fun

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