Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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Start you off with the essential summer song. Chiddy Bang – Truth

Heaps of black and white mixed in with some highlighter colours. Classic’s never die

Cargo Pants

Mike just completed his first tour of mardi gras early this year

Now cargo pants are multi-purpose and uni-sexual. So you can use a pair of the missus’s if the occasion ever arises. These pants are the official pants of the Afghanistan War (2001-) and the Iraq War (2003-) for the US military. That’s no mean feat coming in a wide range of camouflages they can contain Grenades, Ammunition, Butterfly knife you will packed into these pockets. For a civilian you may find car-keys, a hair comb and possibly a GPS locator system. These pants ooze the body language that the wearer is up for anything and has come prepared, And if it gets messy….Shit happens..!!!!

Socks and Jandal’s

Australia can have this one!!!

The perfect foil for changing moods from casual to semi-formal. All it takes is a quick slip of the jandal. A look that is synonymous with pacific islanders, the chinese and back packing german hot girls. A growing number of paedophile’s are seen adorning this look also – so beware. This look caters to the climate change going from cold to hot, It also says to the public hey I’m here and if it gets loose I’m coming home bare footed!

Tight Jean Shorts

NICE

Now jeans shorts have never gone out of the style. As you can see you can recycle your jeans from when you were a kid, Cut your best stone wash jeans go-to the gym do some heavy squats and maybe some hamstring curls and WHAMMY looking nice. Rule of thumb is when wearing these shorts, the tighter the better. The women should be able to see your package there’s more chance they’ll grab it if they can see it! Wear these out and you’ll no doubt tear some holes in the front and the back!

Blouse T-Shirts

Easy access

Blouse T shirts (plunging neckline to people in the industry) show to a female that you’ve a feminine side. That your caring, sensitive inner child is on display and eager to get amongst the idle chit chat with a couple of girl pals. Pre-requisites for the person to wear are a toned chest, a tan, a real hairy chest or a waxed one and a waif like waist. The blouse should always go past the waist towards the knee and a summery flowery design scheme going on. Watch out though you could pull some new age sensitive guys…Then they get “Emo” on you!!

Commando/Jingle Bells

www.wikipedia.com says….

Going commando is the practice of not wearing underwear under one’s outer clothing. The term is theorised to be related to the much earlier term “going regimental”, which refers to wearing the kilt military style, that is, without underwear.

Basically whats better then letting your “guys” out amongst it, Preferably board shorts or stubbies. The shorter the better with more quadriceps and hamstring on show for the ladies. Get the “guys” out there, Making sure all females know that the shop is open for business and got loads of stock.

Sim Waar’s Fashion No-No White Underwear

I'm really busting for a dump!!!

Well Nostradamus didn’t for-see this disaster, Who would’ve thought making men wear white underwear end in tragedy. Men would that’s who, Females make a fatal error not realizing that when men do their “business” its not butterfly’s and fairies. It’s rock and roll, its hangover, its Jim beam, Nacho’s yes ladies it will get pretty messy. Its the women who end up cleaning up this problem with household products such as Bleach and Shit wash (for stuff that a heavy duty cycle doesn’t erase. Word for the wise, Black’s in baby!

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