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Midgets and Beer Wenches.

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So you may have seen our ad for a Midget or a large chested beer wench for the 7′s.

http://perkjobs.co.nz/jobs/wellington/hospitality/work/in-the-nicest-possible-way-we-seek-a-beer-bitch/

or here on trademe

We were on campbel live here.

And so on ZM we went into the studio to pick the winner….

The Winner.

Cassandra is from Auckland, can drive trucks, rides horses and is a huge fan of wheninromebro.com. Her entry included a youtube video feature Maverick. We were impressed.

Runner Up.

Sophia.

Well she is a good looking girl and is rack-tastic. The best pair going around town. She is a lovely girl who likes to party and date action Hero’s.  Bill Jobs personal Favorite.

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Mellissa.

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Claims E-Cup and doesn’t take any shit! She knows what she wants and is coming to the 7’s to meet Holy Hukanui. Also went into bat for wheninromebro.com on TV3. Much respect!.

Special Mention.

Viv sent us some amazing photos which also included another honourable member of wheninromebro.com Lisa Lewis. Viv is rocking a sexy tat and likes to be ordered around… meowwww.

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Best Photo.

Causing controversy is something we are use to. Adriana sent in her photo and at first we didn’t believe it. After some research we managed to confirm she is real and does indeed model. She hails from Chisinau, Moldova somewhere and went to the University of Toronto.  When you come to wellington look us up!

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Ok here are a few of the other Entrants..

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  • #1 written by Theodore
    about 2 years ago
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    Umm looks like some one i’d like to meet!!!

  • #2 written by Tiberius
    about 2 years ago
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    hahaha that would be right. Only 2 decent chicks in NZ!! figures.

  • #3 written by slut
    about 2 years ago
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    Slutwild!!!!!!!!!!

  • #4 written by Colin
    about 2 years ago
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    Love the make-do attitude…!!!!!

  • #5 written by Dr Feelgood
    about 2 years ago
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    Even though there is the very possible ‘FHM’ filter on that pic of Adriana (on the sand) – wow!! The Cougar bikini tops its off though

  • #6 written by mel
    about 2 years ago
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    ‘claims’?? they are e !!!! lol if id realised everyone else was sending in nice sober ‘ball’ photos id have done the same !!!!!! lmao !

  • #7 written by Sweet Jones
    about 2 years ago
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    Photographic proof needed Mel!!!!

  • #8 written by Cass
    about 2 years ago
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    So excited about coming down!!!! its going to rock!!!! xxxxxx

  • #9 written by mel
    about 2 years ago
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    sweet ill post a pic of my bra tag lmao!

  • #10 written by Kandy Culberth
    about 1 year ago
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    extreme account you chalk up

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