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Awesome America
Jul 3rd
Lesson 3 – Super Size Me When you think of America, you think of excess. Excess plastic, money, fame, skin, technology. As Joe Average America gets fatter and lazier, the excesses continue to get more and more out of hand. Here are some examples of America’s OTT attitude to life: Amen,…
Awesome America
Jul 2nd
Lesson 2 – Rednecks Rednecks are generally associated with America’s southern states. They are viewed as unclean, uneducated white people who have a lust for hooch, gummy smiles, porches and guns. Rednecks feature regularly in the Darwin Awards, the bigger issue for the judges on who to keep out. Rednecks are very special and are…
Awesome America
Jul 1st
In the lead up to patriotic 4th of July celebrations in Awesome America, I want to remind you of how awesome America is. Today’s lesson – Fanatical Fans When Americans get in behind something, they really get into it! Bad examples include The Vietnam War and electric cars. Good examples include Super Bowl…
Awesome America
May 4th
I know I have been taking America’s idiosyncrasies on of late, but they are an easy target. For all the good this country has done over the years, it is let down by a large group of morons who do seem to live in an age that the world has moved on from. I mean,…
I’m Goin To Disneyland!!!!!!
Apr 26th
Redneck America always surprises and delights. I love the way they don’t have passports, but think that they are worldly if they have travelled as far as Hawaii for their overseas experience (Mexico doesn’t count – it’s full of Mexicans). This delightful story comes from Jefferson City, Missouri…… where? Here: A gentleman by the name…
From the ‘Only In America’ Files
Jan 15th
I love America. They spend millions of dollars every year on McDonalds, shiny badges and liposuction. All this in a once unchallenged super power. You have to hand it to them though. They are passionate about things. Included in this list is hot dogs, American Football, chilli, Baseball, cheerleaders, war, pleading the 5th and guns. They…
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