Continuing on our salute to British funbags, and keeping it a bit trashy, remember Abi Titmuss? With a name like that, she was always going to b a page 3 tabloid girl. Abi was at the peak of her powers in the mid 2000′s appearing in all the classy publications like FHM, Nuts, Loaded after giving…
2010 can be summed up with one word: VAMPIRES! Fucking Vampires were everywhere this past year. Thanks to a global recession, silver bullets were few and far between. These creatures of the night seemed to have put South Island rabbits to shame. Everywhere I looked, all I could see were Vampires. Top 10 bestsellers books were…
What has happened? Where have we been? My day isn’t the same without you? These are all comments that we have not heard at all. Being childish and immature, we thought we would stop posting for a while as an attention seeking ploy. Turns out not many (if any) people care. Just like a Scribelyric, we…
Welcome to Dumpsville – population: YOU! Here is the dilemma. You have a girlfriend, you think she is ok – nothing great, but hey you get a consistent leg over. Trouble is summer is fast approaching. Things are heating up, and not just the temperature. The underlying issue with a southern hemisphere summer is Christmas…
Remember this? It’s fair to say that Kanye West took a pounding after this. Taylor Swift gained from it as well. Excuses came out of the West camp, Beyonce distanced herself, while hubby Jay-Z seemed to swoop in and look after him for a bit. There is no doubt that one incident will follow him…
70 years ago today John Winston Lennon was born in Liverpool, England during a Luftwaffe air raid on the city. Not the best way to enter the world with chaos around you, but fitting seeing Lennon would spend the vast majority of his adult life in the eye of the storm. The Beatles was John’s…
Well its lovely to be back. Back from where you may ask (or not, but this is my column)? Back from being generally lazy over the past few weeks and not really wanting to do anything other than drink and play rugby which I think is fair enough as its summer time here and that’s how…
Very soon a documentary on Joaquin Phoenix’s road to becoming a successful Hip Hop artist will be screened in theatres around the world (as well as at Holy Hukanui’s as soon as empflix.com gets their grubby mitts on it). I for one am very much looking forward to it. I watched the Letterman interview back…
It’s funny how certain songs can transport you back to a time and place. Nirvana’s Unplugged album takes me back to a time where everyone wore a mixture of Barkers trackies and hemp hoodies. The undercut was at it’s peak - ah good times! This song is by a group called TLC. They were a pretty…
I cranked up the wireless last night. Of all things, I ended up listening to former fat bastard Chris Moyles of BBC’s Radio One. For those of you unfamiliar with the BBC pie man, he is the host of the Breakfast show that airs through the UK. On this mild London morning he had the…
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