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WIRB Predicts “Trevor’s” Future
Apr 4th
We may not all be familiar with New Zealand’s latest moron millionaire. “Trevor”, the lucky SOB just won $26M – not bad for a checkout operator. In a bizarre twist, his 34 years on God’s green Earth lead him to believe that coming out, so to speak, would be his best option after hardly being able…
How To Stand Up to The All Black Haka
Jan 12th
Challenge accepted. Well done Wales. This has been the best response in years to the AB Haka since it became law to keep the teams apart by 10 metres. In the good old days of Buck Shelford and Norm Hewitt opponents would be eye-balled. Onion breath would be shared. Whispers of relations with mothers taunted.…
Don’t Mess With The All Blacks
Mar 23rd
I’m going to start with a disclaimer: What happened in Christchurch was an absolute tragedy. There is no denying that this disaster will go down in as a defining moment in NZ’s short history. What has been pleasing to see is the Kiwi spirit emerging from the rubble and through the whole country. People are…
I Hate You WIRB
Feb 20th
I feel used, dirty – the kind of dirt that doesn’t wash off. Here we all were having a nice time writing stories about nothing, generally entertaining the world then BOOM! Nothing. Not a sausage. No boobs, no banter, just the empty feeling static on the radio gives you that reminds you that you are…
WIRB Is Employing…. Again!
Jan 19th
Yes, the lads of WIRB are at it again. The Wellington Sevens beacons, so does partying and good times. Partying and good times is thirsty work. We need new wenches. You could be that wench. Tell your friends, get emotional, get crazy, come have some fun!!! Click on the link and throw your name in…
2011 Wellington 7′s – WIRB’s Revenge of the Wench
Jan 19th
2010 saw WIRB hit the prime time. John Campbell, The Dom-Post, and other media outlets questioned our desire for midgets and wenches to join our legion at the Wellington 7′s. We split the nation. Is a midget a midget or are they a little person? Who cares – that was so last year. We learnt…
The Sevens Are Coming
Jan 16th
The Wellington Sevens are almost upon us. You want to win some tickets? Watch this space – as soon as KiwiBank give us an overdraft, we will shout you and someone very close to you. We will even buy you a drink. If you like to dance, parade around, and generally entertain, a thirsty group…
The Future Is Here. Happy 2011
Dec 31st
We should all be wearing silver suits and have flying cars. What happened? Ponder how the future was going to look back in the 1970′s. William Shatner should be a God by now. Merry New Year everybody. Remember, it’s not what we are drinking, it’s who we are drinking with. Related Articles YouTube Video…
Dipping the Pen in the Company Ink
Dec 24th
It was kindly pointed out to me a long time ago that you spend more of your awake time with your work colleagues than with anyone else in your life. Some of us are lucky enough to work with really cool, entertaining people. The vast bulk of us, including the oppressed Chinese factory workers still…
Break Up With Her Now!
Nov 25th
Welcome to Dumpsville – population: YOU! Here is the dilemma. You have a girlfriend, you think she is ok – nothing great, but hey you get a consistent leg over. Trouble is summer is fast approaching. Things are heating up, and not just the temperature. The underlying issue with a southern hemisphere summer is Christmas…
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