Posts tagged Tiger Woods
The Worlds biggest Douche Bags
Aug 22nd
According to www.wikipedia.com a Douche/Bag is : A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body…
Roger Federer Trick Shot – Fact or Fiction ?
Aug 20th
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Bledisloe Cup Moments 2010 – But from 1996
Aug 1st
This unprovoked act of thuggery on the evergreen Frank Bunce (Debuted for the All Blacks at age 30 something) went penalized and that was all. Micheal Brial got ten punches away before stopped, Poor old Keith Quinn sounded like he was going to have a heart attack in the commentary box but Grant Fox kept…
Hottest Women of the Football World Cup
Aug 1st
Part 2 of my 3 or 4 part edition of The Hottest Women of the Football aka Soccer World Cup. The last entry focused on the best boobies of the football world cup from the various supporting nations. It seemed that the cameras spent more times focused on the crowd than they did on the…
They Call Me Mr. Clutch
Jun 25th
So you’re walking down the street with your hand on your johnson cracking a smile, in the immortal words of Hitman, and then from no where the Devil himself pops up! BOOM! “So you think you could get it away with it?” he says cackling away. You’re very confused, having no idea what…
When Life Gives You Lemons
Apr 8th
Tiger Woods is the Andy Dufresne of pro golf. “Andy Dufresne (Tiger Woods) who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side” Reminds me of the great Christian Bale movie Equilibrium where CB plays the conflicted John Preston in the complex thriller. A master of Gun Kata (a branch…
Tiger Woods Has Announced His Return To Sex.
Feb 22nd
At another press conference today Tiger Woods has announced he is back in the game folks. The news, fed to us via theonion.com, he was quoted as saying: “Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me,” Woods said. “I’ve missed it. I love fu**** with all my heart.” This…
All Apologies
Feb 20th
It started with WIRB using the word ‘midget’ for a beer runner ad. It continued with a well rehearsed apology to the nation on TV3′s Campbell Live. We did it. Well, Holy Hukanui did it on our behalf. It worked out well for us. We became the darlings of country which, naturally, sparked a mass debate.…
Tattoo Hall of Shame : 002 Mother of Chazz
Dec 2nd
This is a great example of the “Highway to Heaven” tattoo. Though it’s not done well here at all. The tattoo signifies a willingness to be involved in short term liaison’s (one niter’s lad’s). Also this mark is worn by many lesbians (the hot porno ones) who see it as a coming of age. They…
Liar Liar – Kiwis On Fire
Mar 4th
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Two of the biggest stories in the world at the moment have a common thread – Kiwis. Good old ‘on ya mate’ New Zealand has been thrust into the global media spotlight because one New Zealander couldn’t keep their mouth shut and the other because he said nothing. In both stories, Kiwi morals have been…