Posts tagged Victor Vito
I Hate You WIRB
Feb 20th
I feel used, dirty – the kind of dirt that doesn’t wash off. Here we all were having a nice time writing stories about nothing, generally entertaining the world then BOOM! Nothing. Not a sausage. No boobs, no banter, just the empty feeling static on the radio gives you that reminds you that you are…
You Want To Be There – WIRB & The Sevens
Jan 26th
WIRB is taking it up a notch this year. The boys are trimming down after the festive season and are looking good for fitting into their costumes. Potential wenches have applied and we are sifting through the pile of CV’s as we speak. Trade Me have told us that we are on track to surpass the…
The Sevens Are Coming
Jan 16th
The Wellington Sevens are almost upon us. You want to win some tickets? Watch this space – as soon as KiwiBank give us an overdraft, we will shout you and someone very close to you. We will even buy you a drink. If you like to dance, parade around, and generally entertain, a thirsty group…
All Stalkers Welcome
Aug 10th
Are you a celebrity stalker/f**ker? If so, Christmas is coming early this year. The All Blacks are the hottest ticket in New Zealand at the moment. Consistently the best team in the world a year out from a World Cup, every guy wants to be one of them and every girl to be with one.…
What Ever Happened To…. Ainslie Allan…. Take 2
Jul 19th
WIRB went to watch the All Blacks on Saturday night. It was in anticipation of watching home town hero Victor Vito. Instead in was pretty much all about Wellington’s favourite comeback kid Piri Weepu. He had an outstanding game. Prior to the match kicking off, the crowd was entertained by pyrotechnics, the haka and Ainslie…
The Great All Black Hook-Up
Jul 9th
Step: 1 Play well enough for your local Super 14 team. Step: 2 Catch the eye of Ted (in a good way). Step: 3 Biggest moment of your life to date – hear your name called out for the 2010 All Blacks. Step: 4 Your All Black team assembles for the first time. Step: 5…
Open Letter to the All Blacks
Jul 9th
Dear All Blacks, I am writing to you regarding the Rugby World Cup. I understand the company line is that you are not thinking about it, but that’s about as believable as the BP NZ employee at Magnetix trying to convince The Tabernackle that his company is doing all it can to stop the oil spill.…
Cryrage Version 2.0 – The Hater
May 24th
WIRB has been up and running for a couple of years now (that’s equivalent to 279 cyber years) and at times it has felt like Mother Earth. While, for the most part, both have provided life and joy the creatures it inhabits – both have also taken it’s fair share of meteor showers leaving them a…
Inspiration
May 23rd
People find inspiration in many different things. There is nothing like a defining moment when the right thing is said at the right time by the right person to the right audience. I bore witness to such a moment today. The planets had somehow aligned. WIRB’s very own Verbal Kent took it upon himself to…
Tiger Woods vs. Jesse James: Who Philandered Better?
Mar 31st
Tiger Woods had been setting trends in golf for a long time, but while smashing long drives and complaining about photographers aren’t trends that have caught on in the non-golfing world, his high-profile humping seems to have earned at least one follower. Jesse James, for one. And I mean the bike-building Jesse James, not the…
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