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You Want To Be There – WIRB & The Sevens
Jan 26th
WIRB is taking it up a notch this year. The boys are trimming down after the festive season and are looking good for fitting into their costumes. Potential wenches have applied and we are sifting through the pile of CV’s as we speak. Trade Me have told us that we are on track to surpass the…
2011 Wellington 7′s – WIRB’s Revenge of the Wench
Jan 19th
2010 saw WIRB hit the prime time. John Campbell, The Dom-Post, and other media outlets questioned our desire for midgets and wenches to join our legion at the Wellington 7′s. We split the nation. Is a midget a midget or are they a little person? Who cares – that was so last year. We learnt…
A WIRB Restaurant Nightmare
Dec 22nd
On Tuesday night I went out to dinner with a few mates and experienced something different. I’ve dined at a decent number of restaurants in our nation’s Capital (no, not Auckland, Wellington), both pre and post Entertainment book. Those restaurants that I have tried have of course ranged from sublime to just ok. On this occasion,…
The Elephant In The Room
Dec 3rd
People of NZ – look what lengths www.perkjobs.co.nz will go to to help you find a job. This young man has a fetish for Sailor uniforms and Elephants. How do you get both of these into a means of employment? Like this: Perk Jobs people. Dan is the man (with a confirmed diagnosis of A.D.D.…
A slave for 2 years at your service!
Dec 2nd
Its a deal, its a steal, its the sale of the f**ken century! Check out what this guy will do for a yacht: http://www.perkjobs.co.nz/jobs/wellington/travel-tourism/workers/can-you-help-me-sail-the-world/ Sláinte Barney Whiterats Related Articles WIRB Predicts “Trevor’s” Future The Dirrrty Root Man Caves – Serious Stuff Surf’s Up….. WTF??? 2012 – It’s the End of the World Watch me! want…
A Barista Scorned
Nov 19th
Spotted on a Wellington street, this proves that drama occurs in any working environment. Well, that plus not getting your daily caffeine fix due to the business being shut down equals a sign in the window like this: The good news is Magnetix is still open behind the works at Midland Park! Hi Kev! Related…
Being The Story Of A Stag Party
Sep 20th
The day begun as these things tend to do with the sun coming up in the East. Even the birds (sometimes of the Mc kind) knew there was an electricity in the air (most likely from the electrical storm the night before). One groomsman (Shaun M) had woken up at 8am, ready to go, he was that…
Paul Henry Speech – NSFW
Sep 20th
Love him or hate him, Paul Henry definitely has his moments. While most of us get distracted by the lovely MILF Pippa Wetzell, Paul attracts attention through laughing at, in his words, a retarded looking Susan Boyle. Here he is in what is quite possibly the funniest Kiwi acceptance speech ever: Related Articles WIRB Predicts…
What Ever Happened To…. Ainslie Allan…. Take 2
Jul 19th
WIRB went to watch the All Blacks on Saturday night. It was in anticipation of watching home town hero Victor Vito. Instead in was pretty much all about Wellington’s favourite comeback kid Piri Weepu. He had an outstanding game. Prior to the match kicking off, the crowd was entertained by pyrotechnics, the haka and Ainslie…
Pro Bono? Flatmate Wanted…
Jul 14th
WIRB got some fan mail for the first time ever the other day. After celebrating the fact that someone other than our Mothers, mates and Holy Hukanui are looking at the site, we noticed we were being asked of a favour of sorts. “Hey boys, I enjoy your blog-site and visit at least 2-3…
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