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I Hate You WIRB
Feb 20th
I feel used, dirty – the kind of dirt that doesn’t wash off. Here we all were having a nice time writing stories about nothing, generally entertaining the world then BOOM! Nothing. Not a sausage. No boobs, no banter, just the empty feeling static on the radio gives you that reminds you that you are…
France you may suck at soccer but you make a good tart of the week
Jul 4th
Gentleman, Francoise Boufhal. Some important facts about sex…. Love elevates dopamine levels like cocaine According to a Texas Pan Am University study, Penis width is more important than length A Canadian survey found that 38% of woman own a vibrator 85% of woman in their 30′s don’t get enough sex (with a partner) Men who…
Hug a Ginjah Day – Update
May 28th
Now this photo was taken from my Nokia 2730 Classic at the Saints vs Hawks Basketball game two weeks ago – i was saving it for a rainy day. What better day to unveil it then HAGD, Now this little fire engine had a ginga rats tail which i haven’t seen since my last hikoi…
Gym Peoples….
Feb 19th
Do you ever want to just scream when you walk into the weight room and look around at everyone else in there? What are they doing? Doesn’t it sometimes just drive you a bit crazy (especially with all those New Year’s resolution people in there)? Sometimes, don’t you just want to turn around and walk…
Top Gun, Gay or just happy????
Feb 16th
A THEORY I do not take credit for this theory in its entirety; amongst others, Roger Avery and the irrepressible directorial god (with a little g) that is Quentin Tarantino can be attributed with the origins of this premise. What I hope to do is expound upon the original premise, and publicise it. Thank you.…
Brothers from the same mother!!!
Feb 14th
Readers please meet Dr. Pita Sharples the 7th sexiest politician in New Zealand (Also 1st sexiest Maori Politician). Also reacquaint yourself with Bobby Sixkiller from the famed early 90′s action/drama “Renegade” which ran for 110 episodes. Now apart from both of their indigenous roots, These two gents also share the same mother. Dead give aways…
AC/DC Strikes back : GiG Review
Jan 31st
Sitting here wondering on a sunny beautiful day in wellington “How do you beat AC/DC on a Thursday”. Whilst InHisOwnWrite was watching romantic comedies humming Beatles melodies to his muse Scanlor, It hit me like a ton of bricks “AC/DC on a Saturday”. That’s the only thing that could beat this experience, Like how the…
My Eulogy
Aug 5th
Motorboat, To Motorboat, To be Motorboated The placement of one’s face, specifically the mouth, into the area/cleavage of a well endowed woman’s breast, inhaling air into your cheeks like a balloon followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side to side motion accompanied by engine like noises where your lips press out…
Bums…….Here For All Of Us
Apr 22nd
Myself and ‘Jesus and them’ where parked up at McDonalds Manners Mall, window side, lunching up. As we consumed Filet-o-Fishes and Frozen Cokes our attention was drawn to a middle aged Maori character across the way, he was be-lining any pedestrians who happened to wonder past. This character was not unfamiliar to us, in fact…
Sssssssssssssst Snakes alive
Apr 13th
Pictured, A chick pulls the snake close but at what cost??The snake, like you and I fits into everyday settings, he dresses well, he’s one of the boys, he’s athletic, he’s confident in his abilities. The most important characteristic is that he never looks out of place in any social scenario. A long time ago…
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